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Qkall, (edited ) in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...
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I worked with a guy that only shat if he was naked. He said it was the cleanest and most comfortable way to poo.a Side note is that he went to jail once and he cleaned up his act after he had to “poop in front of another man”

assassinatedbyCIA,

Shitting naked is a prime tier strategy.

kamenlady,
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Taking a shower right after is full stealth mode

assassinatedbyCIA,

That’s the optimal way to shit. You feel fresh both inside and outside once it’s all done. Those who know know.

Llewellyn, (edited )

English isn’t my first language, and I struggle to understand the last sentence.

Could anyone explain it?

Fuck_u_spez_,

Maybe replace “that” with “and”? IDK.

Side note, I’m not in jail but I’m pooping naked right now.

Qkall,
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Yeah you are correct… I was duking at like 4am when is sent that so… Wasn’t fully awake. I’m pooping again now, not full awake.

cheezoid,

The co-worker at one point went to jail and adjusted his naked pooping routine after the experience of having to poop in full view of another man, ie in a shared cell

Qkall,
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Yes, what’s funny to me … It wasn’t that his homies were being shot or other overall dangers of dealing drugs in the ghetto. It was the pooping that ended it. It’s kinda wholesome…kinda

giantfloppycock,

As a native english speaker - I also do not understand.

Qkall,
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Sorry… I wasn’t fully awake … I have updated the post for clarity.

OutlierBlue, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...
Sprokes,

I started hating Seinfeld when they started doing this type of episodes (doing bizarre situation). I loved episodes like the Chinese restaurant.

giantfloppycock,

oh dang

JoeBigelow,
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Ugly sweater party is tomorrow Costanza

MindSkipperBro12, in BREAKING NEWS

I will always remember you, Iron Lady…

Viking_Hippie, in BREAKING NEWS
Famko,

If news are not new, are they olds?

Viking_Hippie,

Guess so! In which case this would qualify as a Golden Oldie 😁

Johanno, in Plates

It almost worked. I first saw medicine pills and then plates

NegativeLookBehind, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...
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Typically I prefer to combine these 3 activities

Deme, in and from such a majestic creature...

Violence is not an answer, but a question. The answer is yes.

  • Mahatma Gandhi
lowleveldata, in Make sure you know what your kids are up to.

A respectful working mother

Annoyed_Crabby, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

Also known as: Second Phase.

KISSmyOS, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

Jumping into a lake is more intense with your shirt on.

EtherWhack, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
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The boyfriend just likes probiotics

lugal, in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

I remember a post on the Other Side in the Unpopular Opinion sub (before it turned into science denial and stuff) of a guy who said that they only poop naked because (1) you sweat while pooping and (2) cloths hinder you from moving freely.

This is real but for me it’s wtf why would I take of my shirt?

TwoBeeSan,

I’ve had to take my shirt off in only dire shitting situations for the reasons guy mentioned above. Especially if sick, cloths could be constricting.

To have that everytime… that dudes diet must be trash

Rodeo,

Constricting? How much movement do you make whilst sitting on the shitter? You’re just sitting in one spot aren’t you?

TwoBeeSan, (edited )

Stomach aches always make me move around. 🤷‍♂️

NocturnalMorning, in BREAKING NEWS

I don’t know anything about this woman. Was she really that bad? She was a leader in her party up until the year I was born.

gmtom,

Yes, famous mostly for her brutal and violent crackdown on labour union protests and for taking away milk from school children.

She’s also responsible for bring Raegans trickle down economics to the UK and why we’ve been trapped in a neo Liberal hell hole ever since.

Even in her time she was wildly unpopular, until the Falklands War happened and gave her a massive spile in popularity ( even though it only happened in the first place because of her sweeping cuts to the military, including decommissioning our carriers. And we were lucky Argentina decided to attack early so we were able to put the carriers back into service pretty easily. If the had waited 6 months, there would have been nothing we could have done.)

Tar_alcaran,

By far my favourite article about her:

josharcher.uk/…/why-margaret-thatcher-is-hated/

KepBen,

Honestly no worse than any other popular Western capitalist in the late 20th century.

kewwwi, in I use a goat
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friction

dylanTheDeveloper, in BREAKING NEWS
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MARGARET THATCHER THE CUM SNATCHER

Lemminary,

Weird, that was my nickname in college.

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