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Assman, in Time for some yoga
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I watched the whole thing and I never farted once

Ghostalmedia,
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Too busy poop’n?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I didn’t watch it and I farted a bunch

hungryphrog, in No soap. It makes the children too slippery.

how do I unsee this meme

Tedesche, in Waddle waddle

To be fair, ducks are pretty dumb.

Steve,

Got any glue?

balderdash9, in Time for some yoga

These are the shittiest shit posts possible. Thank you bb

dlpkl, in Well... civilization's had a good run.

The dream sequence in Dumbo

get_off_the_phone,

Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.

funnystuff97, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

Whenever people ask me what engineering work is like, I always tell them I have no idea. I’m not an engineer; engineers drive trains, I’m just a poser.

(am computer hardware engineer)

Mongostein, in H2OhNoYouDont

Is there a Lemmy HydroHomies? I need more water memes.

nifty, (edited )
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

!hydrohomies, or !hydrohomies

Imgonnatrythis, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

My Dad went to work one day and didn’t come back. Guess he wasn’t an engineer. All I knew was that he was a sonofabitch.

wellee, in Time for some yoga

Jeez. I had put this in my pocket and accidentally clicked on this pic. I thought, oh Adriene has a new video out?? Wait a minute. This is kinda weird, but okay I guess.

I was legit ready to watch and do this video ahahaha.

Salvo,
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I would bookmark it so I could watch it next time I’m constipated.

lemmyman,

Do you need to poop and fart?

Rodeo, (edited )

Here’s a real one from that same person. “Best yoga poses to fart”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVZekOUPLcA

Art imitates life, they say.

wellee,

Hahah omg they really do have another for farting… Yoga with Bird? I’m not taking yoga directions from a fuckin’ bird https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b8a4ab87-e322-46bb-82e0-07f17d91ac20.png

HEXN3T, in Um actually
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Not me being like “what is a class” I’m devolving into sludge

ieightpi,

Someone of us would also like to Devolve into sludge.

harry_balzac, in Don't even think about it

What’s great about this meme format is the opposite of what their followers would do. Satanists would share their key to feed the homeless while Christians would call the police…or just shoot them for looting. Cuz that’s what Jesus would do.

jaybone, in what if..

I’m sick of these motherfuckin snakes on these motherfuckin legs.

Track_Shovel, in Don't even think about it
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Dude, that monster energy withdrawal is savage, I guess

PatFussy, in I'm 99% sure it's not real

All I do as an engineer is piss and shit and fart

_Sprite, (edited ) in Don't even think about it
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God’s key https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b49f223d-037b-4cec-9a92-aa9e3abaa61a.jpeg

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