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toy_boat_toy_boat, (edited ) in Back in my day

I have two. I grew up near Toronto in the 80s. Both were CityTV movies. They used to do a thing. I can’t remember what it was called…

1 - SPACEBALLS!!! (“F___! Even in the future nothing works!”)

2 - Predator (there’s a line where Arnold says, “That’s one bad motherfucker.” They only censored the word ‘mother’. i was 8. best thing ever)

lunarul, (edited ) in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

Somehow I find the worst thing in the story that it’s the worst infection they’ve seen in months. Not years, months!

stom,
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The worst part is anyone thinking this bullshit is remotely plausible.

Crackhappy, in Is this still available?
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Skeet skeet skeet skeet

Pons_Aelius, in Follow me for more health and fitness tips

Lies: It takes at least an hour to carbonise like that...

irish_link,

And that’s in the oven. No way that was done on a stove top or range.

Donkter, (edited )

And honestly, if anything that pan was only maybe breaking 1200 calories unless they used crazy amounts of oil.

dalekcaan,

This is nothing but a meme of LIES!

SandLight, in Choose A or B

Can I unplug the night light?

lseif,

yeah but theres a second one

lorez,

Can I unplug that too?

lseif,

yeah but there’s a third :(

lorez,

It’s a curse!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in I can't argue with that.

M-O-O-N. That spells moon.

JimVanDeventer, in Buster's pissed off now

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9e9c10f3-d6f3-4811-b2e0-f04aded9059d.webp

Zink, in Jean-o mode
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Oh jod

ElBarto,
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You’re lucky your Jad didn’t hear you say that.

Zink, in Title
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My opinion is the legal opinion

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in STOB

An anti-obesity organization in my country has this as their logo

jozza, in Jean-o mode

I may be on my own with this, but shouldn’t the portmanteau start with denim (the fabric used) instead of jeans (a specific item made with that fabric)? I get that people already use the word jorts, and maybe some of these items actually are jeans converted into shorts, but I’d bet the vast, vast majority are just shorts made of denim, so are ‘denim shorts’, or ‘dorts’.

dzervas,

i was today years old that I learned that the fabric is called denim and not jean

original_reader, (edited )

Am with you on this. Denim all the way!

You deserve the Geek-Award for the day. 🏅

TheDoozer,

I’ve heard “jean jacket” as well, for denim jackets.

usualsuspect191,

Alliteration is more fun

TheBlue22, in Very brave girl

All fun and games till the badboy starts spinning

Like, I’m sure she knows this animal/grew up with it or something, but it’s still a predator

slaacaa, in Is this still available?

Finally found the place where my first landlord was buying the furniture

MacNCheezus, in Save thousands
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“Offer not available in all areas”

ominous music starts playing

RizzRustbolt, in Save thousands

Save thousands by picking the ugly color for your coffin!

kautau,

Act fast! Bile yellow is selling out quickly!

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