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reverendsteveii, (edited ) in When you let boomers run social media accounts

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UtMan1988, in Flat Roof Pub

God, I’d love to see the American variant of this for New Jersey Diners

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Whatever it is it will involve getting shot … every day of the week … multiple times … by patrons or the police or both

terminhell,

It’s a toss up between Denny’s or Waffle House. At least the ones near me.

kaboom36, in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

Well there is an image there, its just encoded into base64 text

DaleGribble88, in Dangerous moment on the road
@DaleGribble88@programming.dev avatar

Granted there were no other cars on the road at the time, I did the same thing as a young adult. I took my 1985 Pontiac Fiero GT iceskating on a 3 lane highway with about 0.5-1.5 inch of snow and ice buildup

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s actually 1/2”-1-1/2”.

NoIWontPickaName,

This is America, it’s actually .0001-.0003% of a football field thank you

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I thought imperial measurements used fractions and slaves.

NoIWontPickaName,

It was actually fractions of slaves but we did away with that, too messy.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s that in hotdogs?

pete_the_cat, in cool phone trick

It works a lot better if you close one eye

tubaruco, in burg

robotic nhom

splat

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

that’s a better title than burg lol

BossDj, in 🦄🐋🥓🕛

I am period JhZ You are period ZhJ

Period JhZ Period ZhJ

tubaruco, in Bender

where shitpost

GrammatonCleric, in Flat Roof Pub
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

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    DJDarren,

    A place, init. House, or pub.

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

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    Sanctus,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    Its that, too. English, mate.

    nxdefiant, (edited )

    gaff -> place

    gaffer -> place holder

    gaffer’s tape -> holds things in gaffer’s place

    not rocket surgery.

    (source: I have an advanced degree in shitposting)

    DJDarren,

    It’s not science rockets, is it?

    tubaruco, in Extreme Grandpa

    this isnt a shitpost

    thorbot,

    Welcome to Lemmy, where shitposts aren’t shitposts and it’s 80% memes

    tubaruco,

    i know that, its just that this “funny” guy just posts random unfunny gifs on here

    Octopus1348, in cool phone trick
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    Reminds me of these.

    https://lemy.lol/pictrs/image/2753e2f2-7aa0-4150-8a79-8f3e0248d04b.jpeg

    pete_the_cat,

    LMAO that’s amazing

    schmidtster, in I don't get it

    Why so sour?

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    ME SO SOUR!

    someguy3,

    Me sour you long time.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Sour sour five dollar!

    saigot,

    Weird choice to use purple as the butt of the joke and not a more sour one like yellow.

    schmidtster,

    Some grapes are considered sour instead of sweet, but I get your point, not the first choice I would go with either.

    bentropy, in Priorities

    Would you share those wizard memes? I’m very interested in some of those wizard memes. Please give us some wizard memes. Thank you.

    balderdash9, in Splat

    https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/9044c6f9-74e5-4bb5-b2ce-3361973203d8.webp

    Infernal_pizza, in I don't get it
    @Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

    I remember seeing this when that date was still in the future, those were the good old days

    Alivrah,

    2118 is still in the future!

    RizzRustbolt,

    As is 41,018.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    They’ll be less sour by then

    RizzRustbolt,

    But a lot grimmer.

    lugal,

    And always will be

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