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Dasnap, in New Year's Santa figurines
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Why is Santa ribbed for her pleasure.

syd, (edited ) in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

NSFW tag

Edit: what is the problem? Are you peep ok to see this in the workplace?

hungryphrog,

I would be totally okay with seeing a painting of breastfeeding in the workplace. There is nothing sexual about it.

syd,
@syd@lemy.lol avatar

NSFW is “not safe for work”. Like an office where you work with people, probably staring to monitor side by side.

nul, (edited )

slaps you with a penis

You’re it!

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I like how it’s “a” penis

implying it’s not yours

conjures beautiful mental imagery

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Never leave home without your backup penis

seathru,
tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Every penis is detatchable if you’re bored enough

hungryphrog,

You don’t have any extra dicks lying around?

Outsider9042, in New Year's Santa figurines

Someone’s full of Christmas spirit.

majestic, (edited ) in New Year's Santa figurines

Its too big…

Aussiemandeus, in You'll probably need a lot of imagination..
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I love the one where it’s blowing on her face

Imgonnatrythis,

Sicko

Prunebutt, in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...

Looks like religious conservative “pro-life” propaganda to me. ಠ_ಠ

Nepenthe, (edited )
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Originally it was, with a more guilt-trippy headline, but like with most propaganda people like this come up with, I fail to see the problem.

Imagine your parents giving you the chance to be born and grow up in actual Heaven, having never been at the mercy of...gestures vaguely at everything....and that's supposed to be bad parenting.

That's apparently the evil option. The good parenting option is the one with all the murder and starvation and the constant risk of sin and therefore hell. You're giving your child the opportunity to go to hell if you have it here, instead of just automatically sending it to heaven like you could.

I want the best for my child.

Prunebutt,

Isn’t that the same thought process that could lead you to mass murder a bunch of folk? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Only people I like, which is none of them

paddirn, in New Year's Santa figurines

Christmas comes early this year

captainlezbian, in You'll probably need a lot of imagination..

These pictures all look hot

bmsok,

Fan me, baby.

Kecessa, in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...

If you need to use it that often you might need to go check a video explaining how to put on a condom…

Kecessa, in New Year's Santa figurines

Welp, that’s going down a chimney tonight!

BeigeAgenda, in New Year's Santa figurines
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar
Slow,

For some reason the image is not showing up in Boost and Jerboa (Haven’t tested it in other apps).

Duranie,

Works on Connect.

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s the Bugs and Daffy Pagie Yes/No gif, linked externally. Could be something in your end has blocked makeagif.com? (and that site could be a poor choice by me?).

Slow,

You were right. The picture is not displayed because this site is blocked in my region…

Window_Error_Noises, (edited ) in This is my life now
@Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world avatar

Two XRA memes, and recently someone made a Peter Potamus reference with their AI image post, and…and…I’m home. Thanks, guys. 🥲❤️

Aggravationstation,

Frittata… did you get that thing I sent you?

Localhorst86, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

Having worked in 3 companies, Excel sure seems like the most popular database.

OrteilGenou,

Someone in my department suggested that project plans should be moved from Excel to MS Project.

It was 50-50 relief vs panic

gmtom,

And asset management software and internal program GUI and collaborative coding software and even (in one case) version control.

Adalast,

My boss used it for marketing control and CRM at one point. I put a stop to that real quick.

FlyingSquid, in You'll probably need a lot of imagination..
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I could masturbate to that.

NotSpez,
glibg10b,

Least horny Lemmy mod

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hey now, I failed no fap November on day one.

LesserAbe, in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...

From a religious nut job perspective life begins at conception, not ejaculation, so you’re safe.

Dkarma,

Bible says at first breath. You’re wrong.

averagedrunk,

The Bible perspective and the religious nutjob perspective are two different things. Jesus was too woke for some of these people.

LesserAbe,

Where in the Bible are you referring to?

I’m an atheist now but was a handful of credit hours away from finishing my bachelor’s degree in “Bible”. There’s a verse in Genesis that talks about God breathing life into Adam, but that’s not talking about all humans.

smeg,

The Morning After Pill is is technically not contraception as it happens after conception but prevents the embryo from attaching to the uterus wall (or something like that)

Curiousfur,

I thought its purpose was to tell the body to not ovulate as it simulates hormonal pregnancy, which is why it can also have rough side effects after. The copper IUD prevents an ovum from implanting in the uterine wall. The MAP does not prevent one getting pregnant if the egg has already dropped.

Disclaimer, I’m a guy and writing this on my morning commute, so if I’m wrong, please chime in and correct me.

smeg,

That’s the normal contraceptive pill that you’d take regularly, the “morning after pill” is for when you’ve realised that you forgot to use any contraception and need to stop that embryo before it grows any more!

candybrie, (edited )

Even for the morning after pill, the main mechanism is to prevent/delay ovulation that cycle. It theoretically can reduce the likelihood of implantation, but it’s less effective at that mode of prevention. And if the embryo already implanted, it will do nothing.

From the FDA:

Plan B One-Step works before release of an egg from the ovary. As a result, Plan B One-Step usually stops or delays the release of an egg from the ovary. It is one tablet that contains a higher dose of levonorgestrel than birth control pills and works in a similar way to prevent pregnancy.

Evidence does not support that the drug affects implantation or maintenance of a pregnancy after implantation, therefore it does not terminate a pregnancy.

smeg,

Interesting, guess I missed that bit back in sex ed

LesserAbe,

Not sure if this is where you’re going with this, but some pro life advocates view contraception that prevents the implantation of a fertilized egg as an abortion (and hence murder)

smeg,

Oh I’m not going anywhere with it, just nit-picking.

I know Catholicism grabs you even earlier!

dudinax,

From the scientific perspective, humans oscillate between haploid forms and diploid forms, all equally human.

Rodeo,

Are haploid forms really considered complete? They literally have half the genetic material, don’t they? So you could say they are half as human.

photonic_sorcerer,
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I’d just call them human gametes.

dudinax,

Some haploid forms are full grown adults, such as male ants and bees. The haploid form of fungi is usually dominant over the diploid form. Haploid forms are not some crippled half version. They are a complete life stage of the organism.

The fact that our diploid forms are what we call people, while the haploid forms are microscopic probably has more to do with how we have sex than anything.

You might argue that the diploid form is more robust genetically, but the sperm cell has great need for robustness.

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