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afraid_of_zombies, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

Hey! I have you know the corporation I work for has an enterprise database system from 2002 with two whole maintainers.

cashews_best_nut, in just bung it in the corner

Is that Cilla Black?

ArcaneSlime, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...

Idk but Batman Santa Claus Silent Knight issue #2 comes out tomorrow so maybe they’ll reveal it for ya.

Treczoks, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

Tell you something: I would have even more money for any instance where people used Lotus Notes for things it was never designed for. I would bet that this is the one program with the least applications that are actually working along the original design features.

And then people claim that Notes is a shitty program, because it was used in a way it was never ever built for (and the manual telling one that this is not a good idea).

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

I still can’t get over the fact that it was only a few weeks ago when I learned that Walter White is the same actor who played dad in Malcolm in the Middle. still blows my mind. What a prolific actor to take on such vastly different roles.

I zoom in on Walter White and try so hard to see Hal Wilkerson in there but I just can’t.

westyvw,

There is a skit from Sat Night Live with Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul that is a spoof of their real lives as celebrities. Up to a point he is mild mannered, and then suddenly he gets very dark and serious. He is really good at portraying an aloof person and turning it on a dime. Point is in the that skit you certainly can see both.

talisxero,

You know… If that is true, it’s possible you may suffer from face blindness

My wife grew up with it her whole life and didn’t realize it was abnormal until she was about 30. Apparently it’s more common than you’d think, and if washer most people have no idea it even exists, even if they have it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

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    kerrypacker,

    Yeah man I hear you, you might just be retarded.

    Maikeruk, in New Year's Santa figurines

    Ho ho ohhhh!

    Kolanaki, in Might be illegal, but a great way to find that extra storage one needs...
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Those boxes aren’t full of shit, are they? 😟

    HobbitFoot,

    Just like those lamps.

    anton,

    Just classified documents, no biggie.

    WashedOver,
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    Might actually been more damaging to his reputation if they were… 😂

    ekZepp, in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...
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    Imagine the male version of this with all the “socks babies” waiting for you. Can we still consider “that” heaven?

    Viking_Hippie,

    Definitely not. It would be at least 90% screaming babies.

    BruceTwarzen,

    I remember being 13 or so and i was at my friends place for the first time. They had a cool house and his room was really far away from everything. He opened the door to his room and said: so, here is my nintendo, bed, and there behind the door is where i shoot all my unborn babies into the carpet. I turned around to look, just to see his mom standing there behind the door with a laundry basket.

    WashedOver,
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    I thought this was going to end with the same never washed sock, not the actual carpet…

    IWantToFuckSpez,

    So every man would have a gazillion strong army in heaven? The men would all play Totally Accurate Battle Simulator against each other but with babies.

    WashedOver, in New Year's Santa figurines
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    I now understand why mommy couldn’t wait for Santa to show up!

    zyratoxx, (edited )
    @zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

    Has she been a good or a bad girl?

    Viking_Hippie,

    A very bad one.

    zyratoxx,
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    It’s penetration time then

    Delphia, in How do you like this, sexists?

    “Thats amazing sweetheart, but I still dont have a sandwich now do i?”

    (If your going to title a post like this and post it on a shitposting community. Dont expect serious answers.)

    lseif, in How do you like this, sexists?

    i could do that easy first try. (this is because i am a man)

    gedaliyah, (edited ) in New Year's Santa figurines
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    Bonus round:

    A very merry Christmas indeed!

    Santa Claus is coming.

    Talk about a stocking stuffer.

    It’s nice to be on the naughty list.

    Will he fit in my chimney?

    I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus

    Ding dong! Merrily on high

    fastandcurious, in New Year's Santa figurines

    Is there something like c/theyknew ?

    Numenor, in How do you like this, sexists?

    Jessica! pass it, I’m open! …she always does this

    lemmy_get_my_coat, in New Year's Santa figurines

    That base does not look flared enough

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