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FlyingSquid, in the Perks of ownership...
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Mercifully for us, there’s a Menards right outside our subdivision. A perfect location when you’re a homeowner.

hark, in a classic issue...
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The withdrawals are a pain, but they do eventually go away… until I have little a snack (as a treat) and the cravings come back something fierce. Still, my laziness not wanting to go to the store outweighs my cravings.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Rock a bye baby on top of the tree, When the wind blows the cradle will YEET ♪
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Hush little baby don’t you cry, soon you’ll know what it’s like to fly.

some_guy, in a classic issue...

I used to drunkenly crave chips and ice cream and would forget that I set a reminder to buy them the next day. And as sober-me wisely dismissed those reminders, the reminders would get progressively angrier and more forceful. It was kind of hilarious.

Nasom, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...

I love it

snooggums, in Just speak normally
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9.75

0x4E4F,
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Commented just to say that this is the way it should be written, if it was a quarter to ten.

FlyingSquid, in a classic issue...
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Wait… you don’t buy snacks at the supermarket?

Chakravanti,

Nope.

FlyingSquid, in Plenty of fish in the sea my ass
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What they didn’t tell you is it’s a backyard pond with one fish in it.

EmoDuck, in Godlike

People are so obsessed with the doneness that they forget to give their steak a proper crust

FlyingSquid, in I may have done an uh oh
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Supervisor194, in Yes, I'm a rancher
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There is a line. And there is a reason we do not cross it.

muse, in Plenty of fish in the sea my ass
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Lucky fisher, unlucky fish, or masochist fish?

JohnDClay, in Just speak normally

How about just half past or quarter till?

Tash, in Rock a bye baby on top of the tree, When the wind blows the cradle will YEET ♪
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I can’t wait to have TherionArms at my party!

ramenshaman, in Rock a bye baby on top of the tree, When the wind blows the cradle will YEET ♪

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