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sharkfucker420, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat
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I’m going to be real with you bro. I’ve come across posts and comments from you before and without reading anything you’ve said here I can guarantee it’s because you had nonsense or uninformed takes on something a mod cared a lot about. Probably global affairs or communism.

SaakoPaahtaa,

The only uninformed takes I read on this site on communism come from communists themselves.

GrayBackgroundMusic,

No comment on the topic, just your name made me chuckle.

empireOfLove, (edited )

I should be allowed to post my nonsense and uninformed takes however I please and get ridiculed by the community for it, not outright quiet-banned by mods just because they didn’t like me. I’m a big boy, I can take the heat.

sharkfucker420,
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You sound like the type of person who goes to concert just to tell people the band isn’t good

terminhell, in Pets rush to the rescue

fucking, wake up!

balderdash9, in Political discussions on the internet.

People on the internet will literally take the worst interpretation of what you’re saying in order to argue against it. While you’re stuck clarifying your point, they just keep attacking (often without advancing any competing thoughts of their own).

If I weren’t so passionate about standing behind my comments I wouldn’t keep falling for it, but somehow I do every time.

FlyingSquid,
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I hear you. I keep falling for it too.

drbluefall,
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The instinct to correct stupid people is a strong one.

7of9,
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I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

AceSLS,

So you’re saying people are angry jerks that just want to fight? What exactly does standing behind your comments mean, like pushing grandma down the stairs or something? You horrible person

/s if it wasn’t obvious enough

shneancy,

same, it’s hard to let go of a futile conversation even when you feel like the other person is arguing in bad faith

Manifish_Destiny, in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

Do you pronounce jpeg as “jayfeg”?

SpaceNoodle,

No, “jaypej.”

BoastfulDaedra,

Juhpoogga.

MeanEYE,
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No, zhepeJ… you know same G pronunciation as in JIF.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in A fair trade

“I’ve got just the place for low-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses! It’s perfect! Just what we need. Plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods, land that is currently being wasted on a meaningless, mindless activity engaged in primarily by white, well-to-do male businessmen who use the game to get together to make deals to carve this country up a little finer amongst themselves.

I am getting tired, really getting tired, of these golfing cocksuckers in their green pants, and their yellow pants, and their orange pants, and their precious little hats and their cute little golf carts! It is time to reclaim the golf courses from the wealthy and turn them over to the homeless! Golfing is a arrogant, elitist game which takes up entirely too much room in this country. Too much room’ in this country! It is an arrogant game on its very design alone, just the design of the game speaks of arrogance.

Think of how big a golf course is - the ball is that fucking big! What do these pin-headed pricks need with all that land?! There are over seventeen thousand golf courses in America, they average over one hundred and fifty acres a piece - that’s three million plus acres, four thousand, eight hundred and twenty square miles - you could build two Rhode Islands and a Delaware for the homeless on the land currently being wasted on this meaningless, mindless, arrogant, elitist, racist, there’s another thing; the only blacks you’ll find at country clubs are carrying trays.

And a boring game. A boring game for boring people. You ever watch golf on television? It’s like watching flies fuck! And a mindless game, mindless. Think of the intellect it must take, to draw pleasure from this activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick and then, walking after it! And then, hitting it again! I say pick it up asshole, you’re lucky you found the fucking thing! Put it in your pocket and go home, you’re a winner! You’ve found it! No chance of that happening. Dork-o in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again and walk some more. Let these rich cocksuckers play miniature golf! Let them fuck with a windmill for an hour and a half or so! See if there’s any real skill among these people.

Now I know there are some people who play golf who don’t consider themselves rich. FUCK 'EM! And shame on them for engaging in an arrogant, elitist passtime.”

-George Carlin

youtu.be/Z4w7H48tBS8?si=NboUfVzXMBGJD0C4

FlyingSquid,
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I’d love to hear his addendum about Trump being a big golfer. And a golf cheat. We really need George Carlin today.

nilloc,

Cheating at golf is one of the single dumbest activities I can think of.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

He would love to muse about these times as he did so well, but he abandoned hope for humanity getting it’s head out of its ass decades before he died. Can’t say as I blame him, he was right about our nature. A person is great. People clumping up in groups in groups end in blood, cruelty, and tears on a long enough timeline.

I would take solace in those musings as well though.

SeeMinusMinus,
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I came here to quote George Carlin but you beat me to it 🤣

cosmictrickster, in So that's what a cokehead is
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Guess he was wigging out.

moon, in Everything happens for a reason

Very little of your life is actually in your control

Bizarroland,
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Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

saboteur,

I believe you have to think a little more long term before submitting to the idea that “I can’t change anything”.

Can I change things in the next 1 hour? If you’re broke now, probably yes you will still be broke after 1 hour.

But that’s not how life works. We go to schools and develop ourselves in other ways, to have a better life 10 or 20 years later.

brbposting,

I accept this as true for billions of people. How can those in destitute poverty do anything but survive?

But, say, upper-middle class westerners? Add in the most positive family dynamics and you seem to have an immense amount of free agency.

Curious if you agree or not :)

unexposedhazard,

I would say there are limits to what one can easily achieve from their starting point in life, but your statement is so fatalistic that anyone who believes it might aswell stop trying and just give up on life.

Lemminary, in Political discussions on the internet.

Ackchyually, it should be down the slippery slope because physics, facts and logic. 🤓

milicent_bystandr,

Look at this idiot here, not understanding the herring’s natural state to swim up slipperiness.

Lemminary,

Dammit, I was not counting on biology to be the crux of my argument. You win this round, Simpson!

psycho_driver, in Doctors don't want you to know

Salt. Bacon.

It’s a conspiracy.

MeanEYE, in Toilet without borders
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My guess would be it’s treated as a window and can be used to air the toilet after nasty session. It looks weird because it’s in form of a glass door.

huginn,

It’s a standard casement window, just with a weird aspect ratio. If you twisted the handle a different way it would only crack open from the top, letting you vent the room.

HerbalGamer,
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45 degrees up for ventilation btw

Lophostemon, in Too me in real life—

I don’t get it. It’s a dumb teen ‘edge lord’ shirt, but besides that so what?

BuffaloSuarez,

Merch from an awesome band named Suicidal Tendencies.

Lophostemon, (edited )

Oh I see.
I still have their first album on cassette tape from buying it in 1985.

PhlubbaDubba, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Iraq Sus!

PhlubbaDubba, in 🤢...

You know how you wash your dishes to keep the leftover bits of food on them from crusting onto them in the dish washer?

That, like ten times first, maybe twenty.

PanArab, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

One of the justifications provided by Al-Qaeda for the attacks was this youtu.be/KP1OAD9jSaI

Siegfried, in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

“Sauron’s eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina”

Agent641,

Sauron’s vag

Kushia,
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What if he was evil because he wasn’t getting any and his best attempt at making a medieval fleshlight kinda backfired.

Agent641,

One demussy to rule them all

PsychedSy,

Sauron’s whispering eye.

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