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Speculater, in Time for a checkup!!!!
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18, 19… Intense sweating… AND 20, Phew.

Diabolo96, in Intrusive thoughts

Yep, that’s a stolen car.

andrewta,

Stolen or pissed at the significant other.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Because this can’t possibly be good for the car, right?

kusivittula,

car is fine, he’s going slow. the video is sped up quite a lot

LemmyKnowsBest,

How do you know? Do you know the guy? were you there? have you seen the original slower footage?

kusivittula,

look at the steering wheel and you’ll see

LemmyKnowsBest,

27mph

Vytle,

Thats pretty fuckin slow. Thats slower than a particularly good cyclist

andrewta,

Not sure what you are trying to say there.

Not sure how that would be good for any car.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Not sure how that would be good for any car.

exactly.

FIST_FILLET,

these poles are actually highly nutritious and an important (sadly often overlooked) part of your car’s diet

MacNCheezus,
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The car will probably be fine. Might need a new front bumper though.

Makeitstop, in So versatile and convenient

Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

Feathercrown, in How did you find your steak, Sir?

3/10

some_guy, in How did you find your steak, Sir?

Mine was hiding under the broccoli, but my keen sleuthing skills made short work of the hunt.

altima_neo, in How did you find your steak, Sir?
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It’s he having orange juice with his steak?

doctorcrimson, in A handy guide this holiday season.

Why does the bottom overlap section being empty bother me so much?

Akasazh,
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That and the Ho Santa section, that’s not how Venn diagrams work.

milicent_bystandr,

∄ no sound from Gangsta Rappers who are also Santa, except from those who are Pirates

doctorcrimson,

Snoop Dog actually makes a living off of his sounds.

milicent_bystandr,

Is he Santa? Then he must also be a pirate.

doctorcrimson,

He is indeed Santa, and also the lead singer of Korn, but I’m not confirmed on if Snoop Dog has ever committed piracy.

milicent_bystandr,

Well then this proves it!

flambonkscious,

Wouldn’t it be correct top have another ho - I guess it’s redundant…

doctorcrimson,

No because then rappers would say “YO HO HO”

flicker, in Time for a checkup!!!!

Thanks. Gotta get those reps in.

troglodytis, in Time for a checkup!!!!

Done.

Thanks

unexposedhazard, (edited ) in Imaging singing Happy Birthday to her

This is not actually all that interesting of a twist except for one line…

  • Happy birthday to you
  • Happy birthday to you
  • Happy birthday, dear Tu Youyou
  • Happy birthday to you.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, in Time for a checkup!!!!
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You can’t tell me what to do!

You’re not my real mom!

samus12345, in How did you find your steak, Sir?
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“Daaaad!” 🙄

moody, in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

9/11 was not poggers

Fudoshin, in Word
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MS Publisher was the dogs bollocks. Had many happy hours printing paper aeroplane designs in high school.

TheMarkus, in It's canon now. And so is a certain image format.

The genius Tolkien, ever generous, gestured for a round of gin martinis from his giant gentle giraffe. Over gentle murmurs from the crowd, I caught the gist of his speech: genuinely it’s pronounced Jandalf.

Venat0r, (edited )

Jandalf the Drey.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/58aa3886-498f-4277-81bf-257cda627e3e.webm

BoastfulDaedra,

I would watch that movie.

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