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EmoBean, in It do be like that sometimes

Ask them if they want to join the goon sesh. People are just shy.

NovaPrime, in Just speak normally
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Hate to be a stickler, but wouldn’t 9:75 actually be a quarter AFTER 10 seeing as how it’d be 10:15 equivalent?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I’m afraid you’re not counting all 100 minutes in an hour.

NovaPrime, (edited )
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Ah damn. I used imperial time units instead of metric. My bad.

eager_eagle,
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the International Bureau of Weights and Measures wants to know your location

AngryCommieKender, (edited ) in The Name Lance

Ummm… My experience says otherwise. There are a lot of Lances out there. Seemed to be a popular baby name in the early '90s or maybe late '80s. They are always younger than me.

0x4E4F,
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How about Lancealot?

Ellvix, in Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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Could’ve gone with ‘Slay bells ring…’

Flax_vert, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

Didn’t the UK’s covid track and trace system break because it was running on excel

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
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Ah yes, the fresh smell of pussy when opening your roof window… brings back memories…

skydivekingair, in Plenty of fish in the sea my ass

Plenty of fish in the sea my bass*

XEAL,

Plenty of fish in my ass the sea*

registrert, in a classic issue...
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Let’s check the fridge and cupboards again, maybe some snacks have materialised since the last time we checked.

registrert, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...
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Does Robin lay chocolate eggs?

imPastaSyndrome,

Why would he he’s not the Cadbury rabbit

eran_morad, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

I am guilty of this. I have a set of fucking ghastly macros that do monthly number crunching for me. Currently moving it all into SQLite and R.

bhamlin, in Yes, I'm a rancher

I prefer the term “ranchist.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...
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Also little Santa hats on the batsuit nips if we’re canon

Chocrates, in Godlike

I feel like I missed something

saigot, (edited ) in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

When I was in high-school I made an inventory management/pos for my school’s merch shop in excel and vbs. It was the single worst thing I made and how I discovered what feature creep was. Got me a course credit though!

Sabre363, in Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

Men can wear panties too

GregorGizeh,

It’s crazy uncomfortable though. Things get stuck or squished at the least opportune moments. I don’t think I’ve met an adult man who prefers them over the other options yet.

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