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NoneYa, in Godlike

*legendairy

peopleproblems, in better out, than in

My son complained about dad jokes today. I’ll try this one

kewwwi,
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on behalf of all sons; “nngggfffff”

RizzRustbolt, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

“Here’s the sign up sheet for the Holiday meal!”

.xls

Nommer,

And you only get a work phone to edit that file.

setsneedtofeed, in Godlike
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ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Ok Timmy, let’s go see how meat is made

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Come on, let’s take a peek at the killing floor.

rindo25, (edited )

Don’t let the name fool you. It’s more of a metal grating.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Whining cow screams … whirling blade and machine noises

FoundTheVegan, (edited )
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

People have actually said this to me in full seriousness. Preemptive revenge killing against hypothetical wild pig attacks is apparently self defense, so that's why they eat pork from real captive factory farm pigs. It is such odd... "logic", clearly working backwards from the point they want to arrive at.

Like srsly, it was something like a month ago on this very platform.

KpntAutismus,

^i think i may have just found a vegan

RunningInRVA, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...

Why not both?

Leoimirmir, in Sleepover at a friend's

My brother had the top bunk for a while but then he had really bad gas (the kind that burns your ass on the way out) and it kept floating down to me and I was gagging all night

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, (edited ) in This is my life now
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Please tell me this is satire because I’m getting real sick of all the “girls vs boys” bullshit memes lately. They’re not funny; they’re juvenile.

stinerman, in Godlike
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

If those are right, my steaks are very underdone.

_stranger_,

Well, there’s “blue rare” too, but also those steak pics are all sharing the same half pixel between them.

AnIntenseMoist,

what’s “blue rare”? Is that like a shiny Pokemon?

_stranger_,

essentially raw but seared on the outside.

Neon, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

what do you mean, Excel isn’t a Database?

YoorWeb, (edited )

It is according to UK’s National Health Service: www.bbc.com/news/technology-54423988

I love this part: “To handle the problem, PHE is now breaking down the test result data into smaller batches to create a larger number of Excel templates. That should ensure none hit their cap.”

ivanafterall, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

B. Easy. Double the festiveness. Though I'd like to see the hats cover the full length of each bat antler.

Treczoks, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...
FartsWithAnAccent, in Jingle bells Batman smells robin laid an egg...
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

I want it to be 2, but I'm sure it's 1.

jelloeater85, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

ITT, very salty IT guys… I’d rather folks use Excel then some home made stuff. That’s the real nightmare fuel. VB, not .net, just VB, from 1995. You’ll beg to have bad Excel after you deal with that stuff. 😵😱😭

r00ty,
@r00ty@kbin.life avatar

The scripting in Excel is VBA, which is VB6. So, basically what I'm saying is that you can have both!

baked_tea,

In .xls … no thanks

droans,

My old company had a revenue system built in-house that only could run on MS-DOS. We needed a VM just to use it.

I left that company in 2019 and they were still using it.

afraid_of_zombies,

My first internship was with a company on IBM RPG. My parents were literally not born when that system came out. We had to use telnet to talk to it. I am sure they are still on it. Most people didn’t even use it, they had a system of paper notebooks.

warlard2, in trash

Cry more shitlibs

joel_feila, in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

hmm what’s this about

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