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Evil_Shrubbery, in What a steal

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

psy32nd, in That seems low.

Knowing the fact when I don’t exist, I can’t be irritated anymore irritates me atleast thrice.

the_dopamine_fiend, in Mouth
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“I know my destiny…”

paddirn, in this is a threat

Does dead on the inside count?

FlyingSquid, in Coming home from work like:
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By that point in the day, my dog is way more excited than me. I’m just glad to be out of that fucking office.

FlyingSquid, in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...
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“Now, that settled, do any of you gentlemen have a wheel?”

creditCrazy,
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Not even the batmobile is salt resistant

thisbenzingring,

and what the fuck Robin?

FlyingSquid,
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I have to point out that male robins do not lay eggs, so the song must be talking about Carrie Kelly.

FlyingSquid, in this is a threat
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Ah, but in tortoise years, I’m a spry youth.

madcaesar, in THE DAY HATH COME

Where’s Rush Limbaugh?

Vaginal_blood_fart,

And reagan

MindSkipperBro12,

Are you blind?

Vaginal_blood_fart,

Apparently I am.

Laticauda, (edited ) in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...

Running around all night in that getup? Bro probably reeks something fierce. Baby powder and deodorant can only do so much.

blanketswithsmallpox,

The Joker would take a shot of the bats’ suit drippings if he could.

RizzRustbolt,

“Really seals in the flavor.”

muse, in this is a threat
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If only

reflex, in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...
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Justice smells like sweat fermenting in a rubber suit.

Valmond, in The logic is absolutely without flaw

Ah Terry Pratchett. Mortimer was it, right? I have mostly read the French translations so I might be wrong here.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Kids are brutal
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We still tease my mother about the time she discovered cumin and cooked everything with it for four years with it. Like, even pancakes. We call it the time of enchiladas.

It was good, just everything tasted like enchiladas. Coulda been worse.

ClaireDeLuna,

I think I know what your mom’s favorite food is

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Blackberries?

NaoPb, in Struggled to make it thru November? There's any easier way.

Sounds better than that original Kellogg’s conflakes recipe.

satans_crackpipe, in THE DAY HATH COME

Where is mother Theresa?

Thcdenton,

She’s taking the photo

satans_crackpipe,

The cheeky cunt! I hope she enjoys suffering. I’ve heard it’s beautiful.

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