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TheEntity, in moist

Dank memes, you're looking for dank memes.

Diplomjodler, in Don't make me

I just did.

KoalaUnknown, in moist

Nice watermark.

Kusimulkku, in That's what she said?

Hey, at least it wasn’t “I didn’t do anything, it just broke”

ghostdoggtv, in That's what she said?

Most busted HDMussy of all time

JoeKis,

😳

Pat_Riot, in It's not door number 2?
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How politicians are conceived

ericisshort, in This is a real sign.

That leads me to the question oas to why border patrol would be so concerned with directing people in Vermont to Florida.

Sylver,

I wonder if it is in any way close to the midpoint

_skj,

Not even close. Any spot on the Maine coast should be within an 8 hour drive. The populated areas should only be a couple hours. Florida is like 30 hours of straight driving from Vermont

yeather,

If you know where you are in relation to florida you know where you are in relation to the rest of the US. Kind of like a compass.

kautau,

But like is this for border patrol officers who can’t figure out their gps or migrants who ended up really far away from Florida

DarkGamer, in moist
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funkless_eck,

I’ll settle for an improv jam 😔

Sorgan71, in That's what she said?

yo momma vagigi be like

onichama, in Yum!

how i feel after pressing “accept all cookies” in a private tab

tigeruppercut, in Be amazed by the uses of Tech...

Does gravity work the same on a disc, or is that just another piece of evidence they ignore?

DarkenLM,

If the disk had the thickness of Earth's diameter and through some black magic fuckery made it so that only the mass directly below you affected the force of gravity on you, then yes.

It's probably easier to make an FTL engine than to make any sense of flat earth theories.

LostXOR,

There's probably some distribution of mass that would result in uniform gravity across the whole disk. I'm guessing there would need to be more mass near the edge to counteract the diagonal pull of the mass near the center on the area near the edge.

DarkenLM,

The problem is that in a flat plane with any amount of thickness, there will be always more mass diagonally than vertically, and it would still require a curve to evenly distribute the mass. I am by no means an expert on the matter, but from what I can recall, the only geometrical shape that allows for it is either a sphere or some complex hyperbolic curve, which is still not a plane.

Kase,

the only geometrical shape that allows for it is either a sphere or some complex hyperbolic curve, which is still not a plane.

Damn that’s too bad. It’d be really cool if the earth was shaped like a plane. /s

Evilsmiley,

I’ve seen them say that things fall “because of density”.

Like we fall down because we are heavier than air.

Like they think they’ve avoided the problem but they haven’t.

Johanno,

I mean obviously we fall down, because down is where the things fall to. /s

jimmycrackcrack,

I think some of them reckon the disc is moving “forward” at speed .

marcos,

That “forward” would be upwards? In does that people acknowledge relativity, but won’t accept geometry or gravitation?

Klear,

If you look into it, you’ll realise the underlying theory quite obviously came to be when someone very smart tried to figure out how could a flat earth work without throwing all physics out of the window. It’s actually pretty neat. There are obviously details that can be tested for and the model disproven, but it does account for a lot. IIRC the basis is that the flat Earth is constantly accelerating at 1g, which provides gravity. Per theory of relativity you can accelerate at a constant rate for an arbitrary length of time, so that works. I think stuff such as phases of the Moon etc are also accounted for, though I don’t remember the details of that.

Really, people get too caught up in finding holes in the model when the most obvious flaw is that the whole thing requires tens of thousand people at least all knowingly covering this up without getting anything out of it. But if you look at it as a thought experiment, not an attempt to describe the reality, you’ll find that it’s really pretty cool. Or, it was cool, before idiots started to actually believe it.

r00ty,
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Wake up sheeple! Gravity is an obvious lie from the NWO illuminati lizard people! We're actually all implanted with small steel sheets in our feet at birth, and everything on the planet has a small amount of iron filings in too. The flat disc we live on is completely magnetic. That's how we don't fall off.

I thought everyone knew this!

sirico, in moist
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AKA Gallagher

1984, in moist
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A true shit post.

samus12345,
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Presumably loose stool specifically.

bingbong,

A true wetpost

creditCrazy,
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Or would it be birth post? Just thinking about the hole were talking about.

FreshLight, in moist

I would go for lubed humor

Norgur,

That'd be humor that's artificially enhanced to look like wet humor.

kewwwi,
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spit on it

PatFussy,
Valmond, in Yum!

We should rename it to “Trackers”.

Octopus1348,

EU is on their way.

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