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Longmactoppedup, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Chainsaw Body armour Mask Shotgun

doomguy

caseyweederman, in yes you too

I shared this with my friend group and everybody immediately tagged themselves, with odd accuracy

DarkMessiah, in We never see the moon's turtle though 🤔

Definitely fake. Discworld is much more sane.

PsychedSy,

De chelonian mobile

Rodeo, in Cope

Inb4 OP gets scurvy.

Smokeydope, in I don't know how to title this
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The cat version of sitting down on the toilet only to find out the hard way that the seat is up

banneryear1868, in Anon does a little trolling

It’s funnier how this didn’t happen but is funny to them to imagine it did

figjam, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

No bicycle?

darcy, in Same.
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why did op instead attach an image of two men kissing ?

TAYRN,

Okay, do you want the good news or the bad news first?

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

tell me the good news doc

TAYRN,

Oh my god, Darcy. I’m not a doctor. We’ve been married for 15 years, we’ve had this discussion SO many times, I just… I don’t know anymore.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

who are you. i dont know you. im not crazy YOURE CRAZY

GoosLife,

CRAZY?

I WAS CRAZY ONCE

THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM

A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS

AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY

CRAZY?

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD I AM NOT HAUNTED I AM NOT HAUNTED IM NOT CRAZY NEVER WAS NOT CRAZY NEVER WAS

FuyuhikoDate, in THE DAY HATH COME

To be fair: this Posting has to much Quality und to be a shitpost… But on the other Hand, there is a lot of shit in this pic…

uis, in Crocodile
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MNByChoice, in Wretched souls

Warm potato salad is great.

spoilerjust make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun. ___

SpermGoobler, in Wretched souls

Why does this feel like an scp

db2, in Slippery moisssstttt

Is it a smiling penis?

NorthWestWind, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Have you ever played zombie town? There’s nothing here that can deal with mutant zombies, so we are screwed.

ReCursing, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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First aid kit, water purifier, jeep, cb radio. I'm shit out of luck on my own so the radio is to find a survivor enclave, the jeep is to get there, the water purifier and medical supplies are to trade so they'll let me in.

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