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reddit_sux, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

I felt it was the second man flashing which caused the first man to laugh so hard that he caught on fire.

rem26_art, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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instructions unclear: threw a desk on my burning colleague and now they're not moving anymore

EDIT: the desk is on fire now too

owenfromcanada, in Singular
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Default_Defect, in It's like everyday
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Masturbation will clear you up for a bit.

Nmill11b, (edited )

Interestingly this may work, but I’m not sure anyone has studied it (perhaps I will do a lit search).

There’s erectile tissue in the inferior turbinates that is responsible for the nasal cycle… maybe after an emission it’s more flaccid?

Sadly I do not suffer from inferior turbinate hypertroohy/ alternating nasal obstruction to test this on myself.

Edit: This has been studied… I now have one more option in the “medical management” toolbox

doi.org/10.1177/0145561320981441

Default_Defect,
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lol yeah, I wasn’t shitposting. I read it somewhere a while ago.

Nmill11b,

The best shitposts are the ones that turn out to be real/useful.

Broodjefissa,

I thought the best shitposts were the friends we made along the way

Nmill11b,

Yes, those are the best fo sure

tweeks,

I think it has something to do with needing more oxygen, just like doing push-ups will help and so will running around or even just stopping your breathing for ~30 seconds. Your body will eventually go into a higher alert state.

It just helps for a short bit though, when you relax your nasal passage does too and blocks all again.

Nmill11b,

It would by a sympathetic response from catecholamines – that’s how it constricts; however, I didn’t know that it had been studied and was actually effective in real life until today.

lowleveldata, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

he’s having a erection so hard that it burns

Nmill11b, in It's like everyday

This is called the nasal cycle.

Use Flonase to help (need daily use for >= 4 weeks) If this doesn’t help enough, you should see an ENT.

Fun fact: the turbinates in the nose (which are responsible for the nasal cycle) have erectile tissue in them.

Source: your friendly neighborhood Otolaryngologist

Pulptastic,

I wish it was that easy. Flonase did nothing for me other than cause my nose to bleed. Azelastine helped some though and that makes sense for me, my congestion is likely caused by dust mite allergy.

Affrin is amazing for what it is. A few weeks ago I had a sinus headache so bad I threw up. Affrin cleared it up in 30 seconds, and I was able to maintain it without affrin after that.

Nmill11b,

Nosebleeds can happen and certainly do for some. Nasal hydration helps (for instance, ayr gel in combination with saline spray or irrigations). Ultimately, a good portion of patients that don’t tolerate or fail nasal steroids get surgery.

Azelaetine is fantastic - there’s a lot of patients I prescribe it in conjunction with Flonase. Allergic rhinitis or even just excessive secretions is common in patients with inferior turbinate hypertroph/nasal obstruction, and both meds have a function. They sell it as a combination, actually, but often insurance doesn’t cover the combo.

Advocado,

Hi, I’d like to subscribe to Daily Otolaryngologist Facts.

nixcamic,

I had a doctor basically remove everything from my nose that could be removed including a bunch of the turbinates. It’s great I can actually breathe through it now.

Nmill11b,

Yeah, inferior turbinate reduction is the next small step for this. Often if it’s just alternating nasal obstruction that’s good enough. Oftentimes there’s another component of nasal valve collapse or septal deviation. Personally, in my population, I end up doing septorhinoplasty (nose job) way more often than other smaller nasal surgery.

You don’t want them to actually remove the turbinates, however. We generally just shrink them down – removing them makes the nasal air less turbulent, and difficult to sense airflow. TL;DR it make look like you can drive a semi truck through the nose, but people will feel like they cannot breathe at all. People have killed themselves over this.

tatterdemalion,
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I had this recommended for me, but the risk of empty nose syndrome scared the shit out of me.

Nmill11b, (edited )

It can happen, but the way most ENTs train these days, unlikely. I’ve seen it twice that I recall off the top of my head, but very rare these days.

Most ENTs, including myself, are overly cautious. You’re at a higher risk for symptom recurrence because of under resection.

That being said, I wouldn’t let an oral surgeon or general plastic surgeon touch my family member’s nose (unless they had a very very good reputation). Nothing wrong with their work, I’m just not sure they had the same training and respect for the nose.

x4740N, (edited )
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Also fun fact: don’t follow medical advice given by strangers on the Internet that claim they are an expert

You can never verify that claim

Nmill11b,

True; I, and I’m sure most other physicians would not provide identifiable data in a public forum. If you are having issues with nasal obstruction, alternating or otherwise., best advice is to follow up with your pcm for treatment, possible referral.

CurlyMoustache,
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So, you are saying I should follow medical advice by strangers in the Internet?

letsgo,

Only if they don’t claim they’re an expert.

pirat,

Trust me, I’m not an expert

Nomad,

How does that not get your nose tissue addicted to nasal sprays?

zenbhang, in It's like everyday

Used to always have clogged nostrils when going to bed.

But when I slept at hotels I never had a clogged nose.

Turns out I was just allergic to dust mites.

Bought anti-dustmite sheets / spray and boom, no longer had clogged nostrils in bed.

Pulptastic,

Where did you get anti dustmite sheets? I looked a few years back and all I could find were $200 medical covers that were basically plastic bags and 1000 different ones on Amazon with 1* durability reviews. I would love to have a “legit” source and maybe some info on expectations.

zenbhang,

Hmm I bought these and had no problems at all:

UltraBlock Zippered Mattress Protector (Queen) - Waterproof Cover Stops Dust Mite, Bed Bug, Spills, Bedwetting - Hypoallergenic Encasement with Zipper - White a.co/d/594j8Rh

Dust Mite and Allergen Proof Pillow Encasing (Cover); Premium Microfiber (Standard Size) a.co/d/8NZkbyT

Pricing for both combined being less than $50

Yamainwitch,

Hello new paranoia! What can be done with my existing things to get rid of the mites???

Decoy321,

Fire.

Geert,
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The solution to everything really

Yamainwitch,

I won’t let those big bastards win!

loie,

Dust and vacuum, often. And with a bagged HEPA sealed vacuum. Vacuum wars YouTube channel does good recommendations at all price points.

Yamainwitch,

I was legit thinking about getting a bagged vacuum but didn’t because there’s too many options and I got stuck in that analysis paralysis. Thanks for the recommendation, there really is a YouTube channel for everything!

zenbhang, (edited )

Anti-dustmite spray helps kill a good amount! I was actually impressed with how fast it worked.

That and getting dust mite sheet covers for both your mattress and pillows is effective and over time will kill them off.

My initial steps I took were:

  • taking bed sheets and pillow covers to the washing machine
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to mattress
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to pillows
  • putting bed sheets and pillow covers over the anti-dustmite covers
  • spraying the anti-dustmite spray over and letting dry

Immediately noticed the difference and stopped getting a clogged nose in bed that day

Yamainwitch,

Thanks for the game plan! I’m legit cleaning out the bedrooms this weekend and will give this a try. I had the same experience with hotels but I was like “I guess my nose just, like, really loves that bleach smell.” 😆

figaro,

This is worth a shot. I’ll try it

zenbhang, (edited )

I recommend getting both the anti-dustmite sheets and pillow covers as well as the spray!

A combination of all 3 legit stopped giving me a clogged nose at night immediately.

Edit:

Initial steps I put in the other comment:

My initial steps I took were:

  • taking bed sheets and pillow covers to the washing machine
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to mattress
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to pillows
  • putting bed sheets and pillow covers over the anti-dustmite covers
  • spraying the anti-dustmite spray over and letting dry
31337,

Yep, never thought I had allergies. I was prescribed an antihistamine for a sleep disorder, and noticed this doesn’t happen to me when I take antihistamines.

NicestDicerest, (edited ) in Lego bridge

thats in Wuppertal, Germany

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."

STRIKINGdebate2, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.
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It looks like he is lifting the desk up and shagging it while his victim looks on in horror. An ultimate expression of power.

Crackhappy, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
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Oh, I know this place. It’s Pixel Rocks, New Mexico, right?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I googled that and Google had no results on that

Crackhappy,
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Goggle doesn’t know the everything my man.

MuffinHeeler,

The picture is from Cathedral Cove, New Zealand.

It’s a beautiful place to visit

nephs, in A good deal of IT work, too

After a while using duckduckgo for everything, my work browser was hooked to Google, and when I went to use it the results were shit, and the ads were just overwhelming. Reconfigured it to duckduckgo.

Life is better.

snausagesinablanket,
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sgbrain7, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...

I still like the Bliss wallpaper

turbowafflz,

I miss how cheerful computers used to always look with wallpapers like that. Some of the old suse wallpapers also have the same feel and they’re neat

suse-default

suse9.1-blue-800

sgbrain7,

Ooh, I’ve heard SUSE is nice. I didn’t know the wallpapers were also nice.

RiderExMachina,

That aesthetic is called Frutiger Aero, and would certainly be a welcome return from the current sterile design we’re currently using.

Neve8028,

Fruitigo ero is more about the glossy UI design of the windows vista/7 era than those photographs.

RiderExMachina, (edited )

Frutiger Aero” is the blending of nature and technology (e.g. bright nature wallpaper on a computer monitor). “Aero” is the glossy UI design.

Neve8028,

Aero is the name of the windows UI design, but it’s also a major defining factor of the wider frutiger aero aesthetic that was prevalent in loads of other tech and marketing at the time. I recommend reading the link you sent because it just backs up what I said.

banneryear1868,

“Autumn” on XP I realized was a neighbor’s laneway years later.

sgbrain7, in Same.

Nuh uh, that’s totally two scuba divers /j

Tolstoy, in Lego bridge
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Lego lawsuit incoming…

Sailing7,

“Klemmbausteinbrücke” it is then. No lawsuit possible.

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