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grue, in TEMET NOSCE

I read this immediately after posting a link to the Oracle scene in The Matrix in another thread. In that scene, the Oracle has “temet nosce” on a plaque above her door and points it out to Neo.

Anyway, weird coincidence.

can, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

What does it mean? Fire blanket?

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

asteriskeverything, (edited )

I thought this exchange was sarcastic but then I scrolled up and oh…

lol I never would have guessed

richteas,

Hmmm, the ISO standard sign for this looks different: iso.org

TheOneWithTheHair, (edited )
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/standards.png

Standards aren’t regulations. A standard is a guideline. You can find the above sign in many places, including: www.gjplastics.co.uk/fire-blanket-sign/

Other variations of fire blanket signs:

The “We Took Inspiration From ISO but did our own thing” sign compliancesigns.com/…/fire-blanket-located-here-s…

The “Downward Pointing Missile” sign: compliancesigns.com/…/fire-blanket-sign-nhe-7550-…

The “Flaming Tentacles” sign: www.keysigns.co.uk/…/fire-blanket-signs-p789

The “why is there a hat?” sign: vectorstock.com/…/signs-of-fire-blanket-sign-vect…

zib, in Lego bridge
@zib@kbin.social avatar

Listen, I built enough lego bridges back in the day to know I ain't trusting that.

nightwatch_admin, (edited ) in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

That’s Sam Jones as Flash Gordon, and Ornella Muti being super hot

gribodyr, in It's important to clearly define your goals
@gribodyr@lemmy.ml avatar

Literal shit post lol

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Ha my thoughts exactly. Perhaps that’s why it was deleted from Memes…

gribodyr,
@gribodyr@lemmy.ml avatar

They are too tender for this shit

umbraroze, in Same.
@umbraroze@kbin.social avatar

Well of course it has a picture of his parents fighting (???) in it. Dude's a severely messed up right-winger.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Is this ego raptor.

EmergMemeHologram, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

Fire.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!.

123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours truly,

Maurice Moss.

noseatbelt,

I’m late for golf!

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

ChillPill,
@ChillPill@lemmy.world avatar

We came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.

GrayBackgroundMusic, in Lego bridge

This isn’t a shit post, it’s awesome!

A_Toasty_Strudel,
@A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world avatar

Right!? If only my city would do stuff like this.

ExLisper, in TEMET NOSCE

I think he would be more surprised by the fact that Trump was president of the united states. Of course first you would have to explain to him what ‘President’ is. And who’s Trump. And what reality TV is. And TV. And where’s America.

Taniwha420,

I think he’d be more likely to say, “See! This is why democracy is a shitty idea. Think about how stupid the average person is. Now think that half of them are stupider than that. And you want to let them vote?” ‘The Republic’, Plato

jaybone,

Would be funny if after you explained all this, he sided with Trump somehow. Might be an interesting premise for a novel.

Aqarius,

Well, he did think democracy is wrong…

fluxion, in Slow dripping my meme stash

That is the correct answer

sour, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
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Poggervania, (edited ) in X marks the spot
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Next thing you know, Elongated Muskrat will change its profile pic to wearing a fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, and a katana - everything all black, of course. Then they’ll play some shit like Bury the Light on their next Xitter post saying some real “psshh…. nuthin personnel, kidd…” kind of stuff.

HikingVet,

You’re saying that like there isn’t already a picture like that.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Wait, are you saying there is? Of Elongated Muskrat??

Bruh I need to see this shit lmao

beckerist,
Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Holy fuck, you have made my sides go into orbit

Thank you for this gift

HikingVet,

Just came across this as well. I swear this man is a cliché.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ead768a0-e6c6-411c-8977-d9f459b5aee0.jpeg

Fades, in The fucking Turkey wouldn't stop running away Tone.

No ear pro, yikes

Fades, in Expecting a new baby?

Is a 10 yo really gonna take that as evidence he’s fuckin Clark Kent?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is a very serious shitpost and you are asking the right questions.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tell them they’re adopted first

gusVLZ, in X marks the spot

A circle with a dot

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Now I got my cooties shot 💉

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