Be a better pirate.
Gaspar, 
Ah yes, rule two of the pirate code: no swearing. This, of course, coming after rule one: no stealing. Very famous pirate rules.
bucketofcandyfloss, No naughty word on my ship
Caboose12000, why does the skeleton have an ear
PrinceWith999Enemies, They were on sale for a buck an ear.
abbadon420, Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour
vivadanang, what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?
Pregnenolone, Scallywag
0x4E4F, Darn it, won’t get anything from pirate santa this year 😔.
Kolanaki, 
Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!
TWeaK, You fight like a dairy farmer!!
metallic_z3r0, How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
TWeaK, (edited ) clink, clank, clink your turn
Kolanaki, Look! A three-headed monkey!
TWeaK, (edited ) Hey! Do you really think we’re that stupid? I wouldn’t push it if I were you.
clank, clink, clank
We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange…
sour, 
merde
ikapoz, My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.
I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.
STRIKINGdebate2, 
Just because they’re pirate doesn’t mean they don’t believe in sharing.
ikapoz, I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.
spittingimage, 
A lot of pirate ships sailed under ‘the articles’ which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.
Valmond, He has a f… Frigging big head for that body.
atocci, 
He has a frigging big body for that ship as well
Smokeydope, 
Oh so were talking about the One Piece pirate code then
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