Be a better pirate.
ikapoz, My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.
I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.
STRIKINGdebate2, 
Just because they’re pirate doesn’t mean they don’t believe in sharing.
ikapoz, I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.
spittingimage, 
A lot of pirate ships sailed under ‘the articles’ which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.
Caboose12000, why does the skeleton have an ear
PrinceWith999Enemies, They were on sale for a buck an ear.
Smokeydope, 
Oh so were talking about the One Piece pirate code then
Gaspar, 
Ah yes, rule two of the pirate code: no swearing. This, of course, coming after rule one: no stealing. Very famous pirate rules.
Kolanaki, 
Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!
TWeaK, You fight like a dairy farmer!!
metallic_z3r0, How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
TWeaK, (edited ) clink, clank, clink your turn
Kolanaki, Look! A three-headed monkey!
TWeaK, (edited ) Hey! Do you really think we’re that stupid? I wouldn’t push it if I were you.
clank, clink, clank
We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange…
vivadanang, what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?
Pregnenolone, Scallywag
0x4E4F, Darn it, won’t get anything from pirate santa this year 😔.
Valmond, He has a f… Frigging big head for that body.
atocci, 
He has a frigging big body for that ship as well
abbadon420, Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour
sour, 
merde
bucketofcandyfloss, No naughty word on my ship
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