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Ryan213, 
Does it come with a stripper??
FlyingSquid, 
It comes with paint stripper…
jubilationtcornpone, Probably not the kind you’re going to want to see.
eager_eagle, 
But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it
PowerGloveSoBad, Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere – you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off
aaaa, I’m confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?
OutlierBlue, Now that’s a pole for a Festivus parade.
200ok, 😂 Is this the grand finale float?
too_high_for_this, NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
empireOfLove, How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!
200ok, Or 3 hard booty drops
Ilovethebomb, It’s not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it’s the tow hitch.
MrJameGumb, (edited ) 
The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one
0x4E4F, It’s called patina 😒.
bucketofcandyfloss, I have so many questions
NickwithaC, 
Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?
DNOS, Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night … Double function double price …
Ilovethebomb, Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.
FlyingSquid, I’m already putting my pasties on in expectation.
200ok, The state of the economy in Ontario.
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