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MrJameGumb, (edited ) 
The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one
0x4E4F, It’s called patina 😒.
empireOfLove, How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!
200ok, Or 3 hard booty drops
Ilovethebomb, It’s not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it’s the tow hitch.
OutlierBlue, Now that’s a pole for a Festivus parade.
200ok, 😂 Is this the grand finale float?
too_high_for_this, NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Ryan213, 
Does it come with a stripper??
FlyingSquid, 
It comes with paint stripper…
jubilationtcornpone, Probably not the kind you’re going to want to see.
eager_eagle, 
But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it
200ok, The state of the economy in Ontario.
FlyingSquid, I’m already putting my pasties on in expectation.
PowerGloveSoBad, Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere – you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off
aaaa, I’m confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?
Ilovethebomb, Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.
DNOS, Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night … Double function double price …
NickwithaC, 
Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?
bucketofcandyfloss, I have so many questions
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