pomodoro_longbreak,
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This would turn gay in exactly 47 seconds

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston,

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  • IndiBrony,
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    At least keep it on topic. Make it a sexy Spiderman thread who wanted to fight crime using Rumblr but accidentally downloaded Grindr and is now wanted for hate crime!

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/05b87819-0dc7-4681-afb9-46353639813e.jpeg

    No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston,

    I think my comment was deleted, can see yours but cant see the Spidey thread.

    MTK,

    “I’ll fuck you up!”

    “I’ll fuck you! 😘”

    tomcatt360,
    @tomcatt360@lemmy.world avatar

    Some background if anyone is interested.

    irreticent,
    @irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

    TL;DR:

    “the Rumblr app was too stupid to be true. It was a hoax created by a creative agency called von Hughes seeking to create a little Internet buzz.”

    smeg,

    Violence with strangers? Fuck yeah!

    Swear words!? Fuck no!

    Bonehead,

    It's not even really a swear word. Slightly vulgar, maybe, but "pussy" isn't on the same level as "fuck" or "shit". It's not even the same level as "bitch" or "turd". Ironic...the site was built by pussies...

    smeg,

    Oh I didn’t even see that someone had blurred “pussy”, at least that could be explained by OP being a child and wanting to share this in the family group chat. I meant the fact that the original creator used “fck”*, like anyone who doesn’t have to deal with broadcasting regulations would ever have a reason to pointlessly censor themselves.

    Bonehead,

    I didn't notice that...that's even worse...

    blanketswithsmallpox,

    It’s funny because Fuck is really the only word that has limits for censoring still in the USA. It’s the one naughty word on radio they can’t use.

    N bombs? Other racist slurs? Shit, ass, pussy, cunt, all okay.

    Not fuck though. Never fuck. Even YouTube is controlled by fuck.

    camr_on,
    @camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s simply too f***ing powerful

    blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )
    BruceTwarzen,

    Americaaaaa. Guts exploding on tv: that's nice. A boob on tv: not even the elders themselves are ready for that level of porn.

    Enk1, (edited )

    Have you actually watched TV in America in the past decade? We take our violence with all the boobs we can get these days.

    mapiki,

    But beware the nipples.

    irreticent,
    @irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

    Nah, beware of the penises. Plenty of nipples can be found, but full frontal male nudity? Sacrilege!

    Funwayguy,
    @Funwayguy@lemmy.world avatar

    With a couple of tweaks you got yourself the Zoomer app edition of Mortal Combat.

    Klear,

    Mortal Combat

    That looks so wrong…

    AgentGrimstone, (edited )

    I don’t think I’ve ever even seen it written that way

    funkless_eck,

    yeah it’s better with a K

    Kortal Combat

    SargPotTea,

    I prefer it with a w

    Kortal Wombat

    dodgy_bagel, (edited )

    An r is better.

    Kortal Wormbat

    i_ben_fine,

    Kortal Wormbar?

    nodimetotie,

    Portal Wormhole

    Moof_Kenubi,

    Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    “Dance-off at 3 pm. You and me. Be there.”

    HerbalGamer,
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That just sounds like Grindr again.

    funktion,

    Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass

    HerbalGamer,
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The Circle Of Life, in more ways than one.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    America in 5 years.

    ExLisper,

    American version has guns actually.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably, although don’t dismiss how many mall ninjas there are out there thinking it would be awesome to fight someone with a katana.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Also how many people out there with far more guns than people using this app

    Corkyskog,
    @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I would be interested in how a katana would hold up to my $8 machete. I would definitely risk a slash to test it.

    Jakdracula,
    @Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar
    tourist,
    @tourist@lemmy.world avatar

    can’t even have android support for a fake app 😭

    EnderMB,

    Funny enough, there have been a few attempts to create this for combat sports sparring and competitions, and every time, it gets immediately shut down due to liability. No gym would want to host a bunch of unvetted randoms and take liability for what they choose to do to each other, and few people were up for app-based competitions.

    TurdMongler,

    DL gay hook up app

    ooterness,

    Punchr did it first. (Comedy skit by Loading Ready Run.)

    groovyLizard42,

    It’s the uberization of the fight club.

    Lightsong,

    Rating system be like: They got good right hook, 4/5 would fight again.

    Pixlbabble,

    Tailgate fights spin off?

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Seeing RumblrHER I can imagine what happens in RamblrGROUP.

    AClassyGentleman,

    Yakuza/Like a Dragon sidequest.

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