“Rumblr”
EnderMB, Funny enough, there have been a few attempts to create this for combat sports sparring and competitions, and every time, it gets immediately shut down due to liability. No gym would want to host a bunch of unvetted randoms and take liability for what they choose to do to each other, and few people were up for app-based competitions.
TurdMongler, DL gay hook up app
ooterness, Punchr did it first. (Comedy skit by Loading Ready Run.)
tomcatt360, 
Some background if anyone is interested.
irreticent, 
TL;DR:
“the Rumblr app was too stupid to be true. It was a hoax created by a creative agency called von Hughes seeking to create a little Internet buzz.”
groovyLizard42, Portuguese It’s the uberization of the fight club.
Lightsong, Rating system be like: They got good right hook, 4/5 would fight again.
Funwayguy, 
With a couple of tweaks you got yourself the Zoomer app edition of Mortal Combat.
Klear, Mortal Combat
That looks so wrong…
AgentGrimstone, (edited ) I don’t think I’ve ever even seen it written that way
funkless_eck, yeah it’s better with a K
Kortal Combat
SargPotTea, I prefer it with a w
Kortal Wombat
dodgy_bagel, (edited ) An r is better.
Kortal Wormbat
i_ben_fine, Kortal Wormbar?
nodimetotie, Portal Wormhole
Pixlbabble, Tailgate fights spin off?
pomodoro_longbreak, 
This would turn gay in exactly 47 seconds
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, deleted_by_moderator
IndiBrony, 
At least keep it on topic. Make it a sexy Spiderman thread who wanted to fight crime using Rumblr but accidentally downloaded Grindr and is now wanted for hate crime!
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/05b87819-0dc7-4681-afb9-46353639813e.jpeg
No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston, I think my comment was deleted, can see yours but cant see the Spidey thread.
MTK, “I’ll fuck you up!”
“I’ll fuck you! 😘”
Moof_Kenubi, Is there a Sharks/Jets streetfight preference setting?
FlyingSquid, 
“Dance-off at 3 pm. You and me. Be there.”
HerbalGamer, 
That just sounds like Grindr again.
funktion, Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass
HerbalGamer, The Circle Of Life, in more ways than one.
Jakdracula, 
tourist, 
can’t even have android support for a fake app 😭
uis, 
Seeing RumblrHER I can imagine what happens in RamblrGROUP.
FlyingSquid, America in 5 years.
ExLisper, American version has guns actually.
FlyingSquid, Probably, although don’t dismiss how many mall ninjas there are out there thinking it would be awesome to fight someone with a katana.
ininewcrow, 
Also how many people out there with far more guns than people using this app
Corkyskog, 
I would be interested in how a katana would hold up to my $8 machete. I would definitely risk a slash to test it.
AClassyGentleman, Yakuza/Like a Dragon sidequest.
smeg, Violence with strangers? Fuck yeah!
Swear words!? Fuck no!
Bonehead, It's not even really a swear word. Slightly vulgar, maybe, but "pussy" isn't on the same level as "fuck" or "shit". It's not even the same level as "bitch" or "turd". Ironic...the site was built by pussies...
smeg, Oh I didn’t even see that someone had blurred “pussy”, at least that could be explained by OP being a child and wanting to share this in the family group chat. I meant the fact that the original creator used “fck”*, like anyone who doesn’t have to deal with broadcasting regulations would ever have a reason to pointlessly censor themselves.
Bonehead, I didn't notice that...that's even worse...
blanketswithsmallpox, It’s funny because Fuck is really the only word that has limits for censoring still in the USA. It’s the one naughty word on radio they can’t use.
N bombs? Other racist slurs? Shit, ass, pussy, cunt, all okay.
Not fuck though. Never fuck. Even YouTube is controlled by fuck.
camr_on, 
It’s simply too f***ing powerful
blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) South Park Bigger Longer Uncut was the one with the Fuck counter wasn’t it?
BruceTwarzen, Americaaaaa. Guts exploding on tv: that's nice. A boob on tv: not even the elders themselves are ready for that level of porn.
Enk1, (edited ) Have you actually watched TV in America in the past decade? We take our violence with all the boobs we can get these days.
mapiki, But beware the nipples.
irreticent, Nah, beware of the penises. Plenty of nipples can be found, but full frontal male nudity? Sacrilege!
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