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Doorbook, Well when I die, it is not my problem anymore…
DragonTypeWyvern, I left VERY clear instructions to throw me in the trash.
tacosanonymous, Nah. I really want to make my death someone else’s problem.
Also, people aren’t going to care about proper disposal when the apocalypse kicks in.
wreckedcarzz, 
someone else’s problem
Me, looking at the semi approaching from the opposing direction of the highway:
GrammatonCleric, 
They’re already doing mass graves in Gaza
saltnotsugar, When I die fire me out of a freakin cannon into the sun.
brenstar, What if I don’t want to be a delivery boy?
TseseJuer, signed sealed delivered. back door delivery possible and he always handles with care.
Reddfugee42, Good call on leaving the buttons in the crop.
MacNCheezus, 
“Offer not available in all areas”
ominous music starts playing
Banana_man,
KingThrillgore, (edited ) 
Honey we’ve been over this: when I die, my remains are to be embalmed and presented like so.
If you can’t afford that or don’t want to bother, just throw me in the trash 🙂
Emi621,
SternburgExport, I don‘t want to be put in casket when I die and have people mourning. Two things should be thrown when I die: a big ass party and whatever is left of me into the trash.
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