Doorbook, Well when I die, it is not my problem anymore…
DragonTypeWyvern, I left VERY clear instructions to throw me in the trash.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, I just want them to play “it’s raining men” as they scatter my ashes. Because, well…
TokenBoomer, What about “Freedom,” by George Michael?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, Great song. I can’t think of a worse time to play it’s raining men than when it’s literally raining men, tho
shalafi, (edited ) No joke y’all, plan shit like this now, not tomorrow, not next year. And I don’t care your age or health. If you die tonight, the funeral industry vultures will swoop on your grieving people and fuck them over.
Working on end-of-life stuff with my new wife (both of us 52), and she doesn’t like it, but it’s getting done. If I eat it tomorrow, she’ll be buying a casket, plot, headstone, whatever the hell she’s told to buy.
Get a will drawn up, get a Living Will signed and notarized. Hell, just look up “end of life documents” and get to work if you love the people you might be leaving.
And if you’re married, FFS get life insurance, preferably whole life. It’s hilariously cheap if you’re young, and I mean stupid cheap, like $10-20/mo. cheap for fat stacks. Study on it a bit, don’t get jerked around! Had a good friend over the other night who sells and explained much.
Tried to get us on a plan that immediately pays out funeral expenses. Sounds great! Nah, we’ll self-insure that small bit. Instead we’ll setup a joint account and auto-pay $100-$200 a month until we’re feeling good about it. $10-20K? Can’t afford that? Who cares?! Pay $25/mo., whatever, it’ll stack if you’re young.
tl;dr: The funeral business gets away with this shit because we don’t plan, and that’s on us. And if you want a casket? Sure, take a plan as pictured.
Hellnikko, Plan WAY ahead and donate your body to science. Family isn’t stuck with a bill to the vultures. Cremation even costs way too much to pay people that prey on grieving family for something that is inevitable. And science benefits from your donation. Ultimate win.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, “science” doesn’t take every body, and I’ve outlived two of the three doctors who want to experiment on my corpse (much to their chagrin).
shalafi, THAT is a fine idea! Totally forgot!
And let’s not forget to check that organ donor box. See how it works in your country.
Blackmist, Also, tell the guy that digs the hole how big the coffin is including handles.
Because I went to a funeral last year where it didn’t fit.
minyakcurry, Good God what happened then?
ininewcrow, If it were up to me … I’d prefer you just wrap my body in a plastic bag and throw it in the trash
The world disregards human life so easily in so many parts of the world … why should anyone have any respect for my dead body.
FlickOfTheBean, The unfortunate answer to your question is very likely only because there is money to be made…
pg_sax_i_frage, (edited ) I don’t know about that one, bit I know of a somewhat similar option. Yiu can. in so. e states, havarranhe to Hove your body wrapped in a… fabric shroud, amd laid into a … vat filled with organic material, usually woodchils and the like(wood hips are sometimes consodered a waste or a garbage product) , then after after a few weeks you ahve compost or soil basically, that can be used for land conseravtion ect.
I might add, to yiur point, that representatives of the Catholic church have repeatedly opposed this posted etah option from becoming avakabke, on the ground that get this they considerit to be undignified’, (granted, they’re just about the only ones who take thatbosition, one they know moanybof the detail and context, but it’s a substantial and influential organisation), and then random passerby who doesn’t know anything other about the process than a sensational news headline on might well condiser it undignified too, in the moment anyway.
And of course, you could consider it to be as if you had arranged for your foture corpse to be turned into literal dirt, dirt, and then what could be more gloriously u dignified than that.
… more on that subject at: orderofthegooddeath.com/…/green-death-technology/… and at www.recompose.life (I shiuld warn, neigher of these resources make the process sound or look larocularky undignified, but then these things are a matter of perspective after all, in some ways)
just_change_it, Just buy them from costco. $1149 www.costco.com/funeral-caskets.html
TokenBoomer, That’s a better meme, and online only.
Rusty, Why are coffins so expensive? I’m going to start telling people to throw me into trash when I’m dead like Frank Reynolds.
Travelator, I have done some woodworking, and I’d have a difficult time providing a decent casket for $1149. These are obviously sourced from low labor cost areas.
Faresh, What if it’s just a human-shaped crate, just 6 rough, untreated planes of wood nailed together? That couldn’t be that expensive, right?
HerbalGamer, Have you checked lumber prices recently?
Faresh, I haven’t. But I can’t imagine a human shaped shipping crate to cost close to 1000 $.
Travelator, I meant something that looked nice. The hardware, surface conditioning, and paint job is not a trivial expense, after the lumber is bought, cut, and assembled.
A cheap cheap version could be made out of furnace plenum duct metal. Or cardboard. Actually I’d prefer to be rolled up in a piece of old carpet torn out during remodeling.
ScottThePoolBoy, Had to plan an unexpected funeral. They were going to be cremated but we wanted to have a service first. They have caskets, that are meant to be burnt, for the low price of $6,000. This was over 10 years ago too. I’m sure it’s much more now.
LemmyKnowsBest, Jeez, a refrigerator-sized cardboard box would be free.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, Shit. Ours were $150USD pine boxes. Ugly as sin, but they got the job done.
raynethackery, We just rented the casket for my father’s funeral. Then he was shipped to the crematorium.
stoy, When I die, I don’t give a shit what happens to my body, do whatever causes people and the planet the least ammount of crap.
I weigh alot, so use a cart to wheel me around so you don’t injure your backs trying to carry me.
If cremation is the least bad, do that, if freeze drying is less bad than that, do that.
If you can use my corpse for science or education, go ahead.
Just, please wait untill I am dead.
LemmyKnowsBest, okay, I’m sure Reddit Lemmy comments serve as a legal last will and testament & post-mortem directives. So we will remember what you told us.
stoy, I will trust that you act a notary public on the matter.
LemmyKnowsBest, K. I mean there are like three other seriously important things for my bare minimal survival that I’ve been procrastinating for weeks, but sure I’ll get right on that.
wreckedcarzz, Basically what I specified in my will
pg_sax_i_frage, (edited ) "When I die, I don’t give a shit what happens to my body, do whatever causes people and the planet the least ammount of crap. "
on that note, some links that may be useful or relevant:
orderofthegooddeath.com/…/green-death-technology/
as well as: orderofthegooddeath.com/…/eco-friendly-products
and: www.orderofthegooddeath.com/…/green-burial/,
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and,some. things in reulation to planning ahead, directives, wills and such death related documents (I guess this one may also then be relevant to /u/LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ) : orderofthegooddeath.com/…/end-of-life-planning
tacosanonymous, Nah. I really want to make my death someone else’s problem.
Also, people aren’t going to care about proper disposal when the apocalypse kicks in.
wreckedcarzz, someone else’s problem
Me, looking at the semi approaching from the opposing direction of the highway:
GrammatonCleric, They’re already doing mass graves in Gaza
saltnotsugar, When I die fire me out of a freakin cannon into the sun.
brenstar, What if I don’t want to be a delivery boy?
TseseJuer, signed sealed delivered. back door delivery possible and he always handles with care.
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