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Daft_ish, (edited ) It’s not that absurd if you’re thinking of your family. Just… myself and other people have way different priorities. Some that might involve dipping my corpse in peanut butter and covering it in birdseed so that I might be the world’s first human pinecone bird feeder.
Edit: I just hope when I’m dead there is one person around to say, “He’s dead, he could in no way possible give one more single fuck…”
MightyGalhupo, I agree with the edit so much
EatYouWell, Make a will for the edit part
MacNCheezus, 
“Offer not available in all areas”
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Barack_Embalmer, Dig your own grave and save!
bruhduh, 
The more you buy the more you save
sndrtj, Funeral insurances are pretty common where I’m from. This is not normal in the US?
Uncle_Bagel, Not sure about funeral insurance, but we had a whole presentation from a funeral home at work about how we should pre-pay for our funerals
elscallr, (edited ) 
Most people have life insurance to pay for their funeral costs, it’s just that a subscription plan for a casket very much isn’t that.
Reddfugee42, Good call on leaving the buttons in the crop.
Saltblue, It’s cheaper to raise pigs, they will dispose of your body, and any body for that matter.
TokenBoomer, In the end, we’re all just bacon 🥓
derpgon, You are what you eat
Banana_man,
KingThrillgore, (edited ) 
Honey we’ve been over this: when I die, my remains are to be embalmed and presented like so.
If you can’t afford that or don’t want to bother, just throw me in the trash 🙂
Emi621,
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