I was at a friend's house
Diplomjodler, I hope you tipped generously.
ininewcrow, 
Money from their mutual vacation fund
SatansMaggotyCumFart, That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.
ininewcrow, After the third accident they had to hire a team of highly skilled German engineers to rebuild it
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I had German engineers build me a shower one time.
That was a mistake.
Johanno, Won’t it let you shower until you “das Fenster gekippt hast”
Baizey, It’s all fun and gas, you can take it
yamanii, 
Some woman I follow on Instagram showed a message from her nephew saying that he discovered that she had an Only fans, imagine the embarrassment.
DragonTypeWyvern, Did…
Did he subscribe?
yamanii, There’s no follow up.
Gregu, 
Nothing wrong with supporting the supporting the Mrs’ career
Godnroc, And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
CPMSP, Just remember,
There is no sex in the champagne room.
JoShmoe, What was her stripper name?
Signtist, The stripper’s name? Albert Einstein.
Viking_Hippie, That Einstein’s name? George Washington.
EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted, 
That Washington’s name?
Stripper McStripperFace
Viking_Hippie, Well, that’s the kind of moniker that’ll get you remembered in all but a few circles!
bruhduh, 
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