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  • Imgonnatrythis,

    I like to wait a bit as well.

    db2, (edited )
    
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    Pedobear meme

    STRIKINGdebate2,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t even joke about that.

    Aremel,

    Let’s do it to it.

    Amnesius,

    Ask for an ID

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re supposed to bounce her, not be a bouncer

    BlitzKrieg2552,

    Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

    Vilian,

    no woman who have a hello kitty condom is crazy

    curiousaur,

    They’re for her dick.

    RoseRose56,
    @RoseRose56@lemmy.world avatar

    It turn out she has a hug strap on.

    curiousaur,

    You don’t need condoms for a strap on kiddo. Buckle up.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    This keeps getting better.

    BleatingZombie,

    Oh! Then never mind, then

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Say いいね and pound that pompompurin

    embed_me,
    @embed_me@programming.dev avatar

    わかりました

    stembolts, (edited )

    It always bothered me when folks injected out of context Japanese and provided no explanation, but now I know some Japanese, so for the other folks here like me.

    いいね is pronounced i-i-ne and translates to something like “nice”.

    The comment below わかりました is pronounced wa-ka-ri-ma-shi-ta and translates to something like “I understand”.

    And finally a note to the Japanese injectors. Almost no one likes when you inject Japanese out of context. If you are a student studying Japanese and inject it in context people would enjoy it more.

    I accept my down votes if my observations are incorrect, have a nice day.

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
    jopepa, (edited )

    Whiskered for her pleasure.

    Edit: I’m so sorry

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    As long as she’s 18 I’d smash that shit hard.

    metaStatic,

    100% chance she put a pin through those.

    banneryear1868,

    Jokes on her I got a vasectomy.

    violetraven,
    @violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Jokes on him, I got an orchiectomy

    MistressRemilia, (edited )
    @MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Ask if she wants the second one. If we’re going to be girlfriend and girlfriend, we may as well wear matching ones.

    match,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    Why would she have the condoms?

    wazzupdog,

    Why wouldn’t she? I know lots of gals who have condoms, just in case. Women have plenty of reasons to have them (maybe even more than most men).

    match,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    How would she know what size of condition to have

    OneWomanCreamTeam,

    Most condoms are pretty one-size-fits-all. If you really want to make sure you have your bases covered you could always just cary multiple sizes of condoms.

    wazzupdog,

    I mean, you dont have to put the condom on a penis, you can put it on a toy to make clean up easier, and to prevent lubes from breaking the material down.

    EmoBean,

    Omg! U slut!

    violetraven,
    @violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Because we’re the baddies. Keep up.

    Croquette,

    Because some guys try to use the “oops I didn’t bring any condom” to try and rawdog it.

    If it’s a genuine mistake, then the gal can still have safe fun. Otherwise, if the guy is combative about the condom, it’s a big red flag. Win/Win for her.

    EmoBean,

    Ask if they’re snug fit. I’m long and thin, like a pencil.

    altima_neo,
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Ask if she’s got a cinnamoroll one

    RedditWanderer,

    Always finish on the bach, never on debussy.

    FreeAZ,

    Say hello to her kitty

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t want eyes anymore, thank you

    Excrubulent,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    I’ll take them, just in a bag, thanks!

    Digestive_Biscuit,
    @Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

    What does baddie mean in this context?

    funkless_eck, (edited )

    in the 1600s the adverb “bad” went from meaning “incorrect” to being an intensifier - “they wanted that badly” (meaning he wanted it very much, as opposed to his want being poorly formed).

    This form of hyperbole has extended over the years and orphaned to a point where now the [they wanted that] part is inferred and we can refer to something as “badass” or “baddie”, understanding subconsciously that is implied that it’s an extender of wanting/liking something “a lot” (“badly”).

    smeg,

    Villain, you know, like Sauron or Thanos. Imagine you’re about to shag one of them and they pull out a kawaii jonny, WWYD?

    Slovene,

    What would yahweh do?

    NegativeInf,

    Statistical analysis says gods do not use condoms.

    unexposedhazard, (edited )
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