State flags
gac11, I can’t decide if the subject or the hand coloring of the states bothers me more
brbposting,
DharmaCurious, 
Contiguous Michigan is personally the most upsetting to me.
drcobaltjedi, Yeah split my state back in half you weirdo. Its supposed to be 2 peninsulas.
DharmaCurious, It just looks so… Wrong.
Rentlar, According to the law of US Canada Border Dominance, if a Michigander pisses into Lake Superior then it becomes part of the state.
Ontarians and Manitobans are trying hard to compete at the pissing contest.
pimento64, Does it help to know that Michigan is also the wrong color on top of all of that? There are toes obscured by shoes on it:
https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e53e3366-f51a-43e7-a319-c2c579107286.png
DharmaCurious, What problem does OP have with Michigan? They’ve done MI dirty.
0ops, That just adds to the authenticity. That there is a working mans map
Voyajer, 
Time to update Minnesota
YoBuckStopsHere, 
Minnesota doesn’t have toes anymore
Viking_Hippie, So it’s just Minna now?
YoBuckStopsHere, lol
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Does too, they are just slightly off flag. You can see them when gojira finishes his radiation breath
joel_feila, 
Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore
sawdustprophet, 
Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore
Technically, the new flag doesn’t come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn’t stop it.
It does look pretty slick, though.
ironeagl, Nor Utah?
WetBeardHairs, Big step up
AnUnusualRelic, 
Stepping? Without toes? Stumbling, more like.
iSpyFrolic, In a surprising turn of events, this graph will actually be changing soon! Minnesota will have a new state flag before too long.
idunnololz, 
Feet fetishists are out of control.
GrammatonCleric, 
Ah yes, the Tarantino US map.
ThiccSemperTyrannis, 
Virginia has toesies AND booba, can we get our own category
dan1101, State flags that have boobs:
Virginia
Checkmate.
AlligatorBlizzard, Sure, but you’re still not getting that traitor rag back.
ThiccSemperTyrannis, but muh heritage or whatever 🙄
Veneroso, RIP colorblind people
JoMomma, This literally explains everything wrong in America
nifty, 
Massachusetts should be orange tho
thesmokingman, This is slightly misleading. The Kansas flag, for example, does have human toes hidden by dirt rather than shoes (or shoes if we do not assume the farmer is standing in the plowed rut). I question the selection methodology. Since there are readily visible hooves on the KS flag as well as hidden human toes, should we assume that all of the yellow states also have human toes hidden? We can’t because of, for example, California, which has bear toes and no human.
jaschen, TIL that George Washington(WA state) doesn’t have toes.
Imgonnatrythis, Why isn’t this part of social studies curriculum? I’m embarrassingly old to just be learning this now.
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
My state’s flag not only has toes, it has bear feet.
joeyv120, The liberal agenda is state flags with feet. At least it’s better than when they copypasta the racist confederate flag on to a state flag.
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