gac11,

I can’t decide if the subject or the hand coloring of the states bothers me more

brbposting,
DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Contiguous Michigan is personally the most upsetting to me.

drcobaltjedi,

Yeah split my state back in half you weirdo. Its supposed to be 2 peninsulas.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

It just looks so… Wrong.

Rentlar,

According to the law of US Canada Border Dominance, if a Michigander pisses into Lake Superior then it becomes part of the state.

Ontarians and Manitobans are trying hard to compete at the pissing contest.

pimento64,

Does it help to know that Michigan is also the wrong color on top of all of that? There are toes obscured by shoes on it:

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/e53e3366-f51a-43e7-a319-c2c579107286.png

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

What problem does OP have with Michigan? They’ve done MI dirty.

0ops,

That just adds to the authenticity. That there is a working mans map

Squorlple,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

Civil War between these regions — who would win?

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No Toes comes in at the most states with 25, including Texas, and the highest population at 139 million. Second is Animal Toes with 11 states and 93 million people, California being a big help there. Florida and New York help get the seven Toes states into 3rd with 75 million, and the last seven Shoes states, with no highly populous states, come in at 27 million.

Not saying this is all that would determine the winner of a war, I just wanted to see what the numbers look like.

joel_feila,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

sawdustprophet,
@sawdustprophet@midwest.social avatar

Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

Technically, the new flag doesn’t come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn’t stop it.

It does look pretty slick, though.

ironeagl,

Nor Utah?

WetBeardHairs,

Big step up

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Stepping? Without toes? Stumbling, more like.

ThiccSemperTyrannis,
@ThiccSemperTyrannis@lemmy.world avatar

Virginia has toesies AND booba, can we get our own category

dan1101,

State flags that have boobs:

Virginia

Checkmate.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Sure, but you’re still not getting that traitor rag back.

ThiccSemperTyrannis,
@ThiccSemperTyrannis@lemmy.world avatar

but muh heritage or whatever 🙄

Voyajer,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Time to update Minnesota

YoBuckStopsHere,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

Minnesota doesn’t have toes anymore

Viking_Hippie,

So it’s just Minna now?

YoBuckStopsHere,
@YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world avatar

lol

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Does too, they are just slightly off flag. You can see them when gojira finishes his radiation breath

LetKCater2U,
Veneroso,

RIP colorblind people

pete_the_cat,

New Jersey’s should possibly be orange because you cant see their feet

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

My state’s flag not only has toes, it has bear feet.

recapitated,

I did a trust but verify and I was not disappointed.

Kase,

No toes on my flag 😞

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Feet fetishists are out of control.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Massachusetts should be orange tho

thesmokingman,

This is slightly misleading. The Kansas flag, for example, does have human toes hidden by dirt rather than shoes (or shoes if we do not assume the farmer is standing in the plowed rut). I question the selection methodology. Since there are readily visible hooves on the KS flag as well as hidden human toes, should we assume that all of the yellow states also have human toes hidden? We can’t because of, for example, California, which has bear toes and no human.

JoMomma,

This literally explains everything wrong in America

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