Big_Boss_77, 1 year ago

Teach him to use it and send him down the path of one of the most frustrating career paths in existence...

Developer: Hey, I think the network is broken

Network Engineer: Okay, lemme check 30 seconds later nope, looking good, what's up?

Developer: There's a network issue, I ran this new code and lost everything.

NE: That's... not really how the network works...

Dev: I'm a Developer, I know how the network works.

NE: Really...? Do you know how servers work?

Dev: Yes, of course. ..

NE: Then why didn't you look that your code crashed the VM you were using and you need to restart it...

Dev: ...so it was a network issue?

NE: ...

Dev: to other Devs Hey guys, don't worry, it was a network issue, but I got them to do their job for once and fix it.

NE: resumes recreational liver destruction