sun_is_ra,

nah I need to check my compass every 3 seconds or I go crazy

tubaruco,

how would i know the way to the kitchen without a compass?

cmbabul,

You guys are using the compass app?

MeatsOfRage,

Get a load of this guy, just walking around all aimless

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.

HonoraryMancunian,

That last one’s actually a myth

Moss doesn’t exist

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Seriously, I don’t even know anymore what’s true with moss.

Grew up with that saying “moss grows heaviest on the north side of a tree” and then maybe in high school or in my early 20’s (there was definitely a sizeable period where tons of stuff I grew up being taught was being “um actually’d” as historians or scientists learned more) it was debunked.

But naturalists and park rangers and shit still say it’s semi true; moss does grow heavier to the north on particular trees, and other specific conditions. Which is just more confusing. 😵‍💫

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

How does he even find maidens.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yeah, like the fair ones? How does he do it?

VikingHippie,

Methinks he prefers unfair maidens, if you know what I mean…

If you DO know, could you fill me in? I haven’t the foggiest 🤷

SirStumps,
@SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar
EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You aren’t?!

notthebees,

It’s great for field work, with documenting specimen locations with coordinates and documenting transect directions.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s even the reason to have a compass without these hot and tasty radioactive markings?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Because you can use a watch to do the same thing.

underwire212,

Truu the seconds hand always points true north 🙏

Bigoldmustard,

What good would money be if I can’t find the store?

rockSlayer,

Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south

Empricorn,

How would you even know??

hperrin,

The Boy Scouts trained me for this moment.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

The Sun exists 😂

Jackcooper,

I love these

You get 500mil but you have to live in this mansion

SuckMyWang,

You get a trillion dollars but you have to spend the rest of your life breathing air 😱

Pregnenolone,

I haven’t touched the compass app in two years but knowing me I’d open it by accident during the two days

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Haven’t even thought about it being a thing since the iPhone 5. And I’m pretty sure it hasn’t been a standard app for years now.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

If youre on android go and disable it

ToxicWaste,

Spend 2.50$ for a physical compass

frokie,

I’ll just stay home for two days without needing to know anything about which dure tío anything faces?

soulfirethewolf,

Sure, given that I don’t really have a compass app anyway

Coreidan,

Not with that attitude you don’t

lugal,

I have a real compass I use as little as the compass app

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

At least you don’t have to recalibrate it every time you want to use it.

root_beer,

Oh god I don’t know man I’d be jonesin’ for some ‘pass if I stop using it for too long

Totally worth losing out on that $250 million not go into withdrawal

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

'pass

Pronounced “piss”

root_beer,

Amen brrrrother

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thatWeirdGuy,

Hey, get that bare bear ass out of here or at least warn with a nsfw tag or something

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