Jackcooper,

I love these

You get 500mil but you have to live in this mansion

SuckMyWang,

You get a trillion dollars but you have to spend the rest of your life breathing air 😱

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

The Sun exists 😂

hperrin,

The Boy Scouts trained me for this moment.

rockSlayer,

Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south

Empricorn,

How would you even know??

Bigoldmustard,

What good would money be if I can’t find the store?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Because you can use a watch to do the same thing.

underwire212,

Truu the seconds hand always points true north 🙏

cmbabul,

You guys are using the compass app?

MeatsOfRage,

Get a load of this guy, just walking around all aimless

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I just use the sun and stars, and occasionally the moss on a tree.

HonoraryMancunian,

That last one’s actually a myth

Moss doesn’t exist

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Seriously, I don’t even know anymore what’s true with moss.

Grew up with that saying “moss grows heaviest on the north side of a tree” and then maybe in high school or in my early 20’s (there was definitely a sizeable period where tons of stuff I grew up being taught was being “um actually’d” as historians or scientists learned more) it was debunked.

But naturalists and park rangers and shit still say it’s semi true; moss does grow heavier to the north on particular trees, and other specific conditions. Which is just more confusing. 😵‍💫

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

How does he even find maidens.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yeah, like the fair ones? How does he do it?

VikingHippie,

Methinks he prefers unfair maidens, if you know what I mean…

If you DO know, could you fill me in? I haven’t the foggiest 🤷

SirStumps,
@SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar
EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You aren’t?!

notthebees,

It’s great for field work, with documenting specimen locations with coordinates and documenting transect directions.

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

What’s even the reason to have a compass without these hot and tasty radioactive markings?

sun_is_ra,

nah I need to check my compass every 3 seconds or I go crazy

tubaruco,

how would i know the way to the kitchen without a compass?

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