Agent641,

The Jews TM are using iron dome to shoot down christian prayers before they reach heaven.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Let’s detonate the moon since it’s the biggest satellite

768,

That sounds like the story of those Christians who were afraid of lightning rods because it might interfere with their God’s ability to punish people by lightning.

Flax_vert,

Or the ones who thought street lighting was demonic. This pattern has basically occurred repeatedly throughout history

768,

I consider these associations of QOL improvements with mythical characteristics attempts of narrative control, with which religious leaders could exert power over new developments. My assumption is that previously, organised religions were powerful and agile enough in their narrative that those new development could be held in control of the religion, but with the beginning of exponential and distributed knowledge production they were kinda outnumbered and became as weird as they are today. I have no motivation or sources to back this up, though.

Flax_vert,

Sorry mate, I think you’re just crazy.

It’s likely just paranoid people using religion to justify their paranoia

Sanyanov,

C’mon, the picture is clearly ironic

Don’t be so serious about it

rob_t_firefly,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Any sufficiently advanced satire of fundamentalism is indistinguishable from sincere fundamentalism.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Xerodin,

Poe’s Law is in full effect here.

Ghyste,

Is this a parody account? It’s impossible to tell anymore.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know what’s real anymore…

TheLowestStone,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

I honestly have no idea if this is satire and I’m afraid of the answer

SinningStromgald,

Just imagine Jesus up in space bouncing from satellite to satellite getting all pissed off cause he just wants to get to earth and get this second coming shit over with so he can go back to heaven and bang some angels.

wafflez,

So much for all powerful

niktemadur,

The all-powerful all-knowing Creator Of The Universe… needs little old ladies to at least once a week open up their pocketbooks and make a check out to The Creator, through His official human regional managers, because The Creator Of The Universe… does not have direct access to the Federal Reserve or any of the banks, and even with a constant stream of revenue from little old ladies AND a privileged tax status, He ALWAYS seems to be bitching and whining about how He. Needs. More. Money! I guess?

OmegaII,

Since when does God live in space? He lives in the cloud since the people who invented christianity where morrons who didn’t know any better like Everyone in that time period. So now suddenly they accepted space and that God moved over there over 2000+ years living in the clouds, on a planet that is millions of years old.

Special people.

FierySpectre,

Yeah, shouldn’t god be getting more powerful now that the cloud is growing larger every year. Besides those satellites should help with connection to his followers in remote areas.

Blackmist,

He lives in the cloud?

No wonder he always seems to need money. His AWS bills must be enormous.

ares35, (edited )
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

it's all part of the con. god doesn't have an aws bill. incoming traffic is null-routed, as god doesn't give a shit and never responds; and senders pay their own bandwidth.

LoremIpsumGenerator,

I want what this guy smoking. Their angels need to go flight school again.

ieightpi,

It isn’t a coincidence that’s lemmy is keeping the upvote number at the “mark of the beast”.

Katzelle3,

We need to ban prayer to prevent Kessler syndrome!

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Conveniently forgetting the “God exists within all of us” schpiel that they made up as soon as we went to space and found nothing there.

Definitely either parody or very stupid.

nnullzz,

They say as they post from a mobile device providing internet connection via a satellite.

explodicle,

Wait, really? I just assumed it went from my phone to the tower, and then all solid wires from there.

whatwhatwhatwhat,

You’re correct. Unless you’re using WiFi on your phone that’s backed by satellite internet (Starlink, etc).

Numpty,

Generally, you use the radio network from mobile phone to cell tower, and then fibre optic to the switches. Sometimes they use microwave line of sight for surface-to-surface connections where fibre doesn’t make sense, or is unviable (terrain, distance, cost, difficulty of laying fibre, etc.). It’s possible that there could be a satellite connection in the process, but unlikely unless you’re on an airplane, a ship, etc.

The GPS on the mobile phone definitely does use satellite (receive only though, no transmit).

Serinus, (edited )

I’m not an expert, but I believe the phone will usually start by geolocating your IP address, getting satellite positions based on your rough position and the exact time, and only uses satellites for precision.

Your phone will take much, much longer to pinpoint your location if your phone has been in airplane mode.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assisted_GNSS

frezik,

There’s a few different techniques. The crudest is to check what cell tower you’re connected to and use its location as your location. Good enough to find what sandwich shops are in the area, but not precise enough for driving instructions. That takes GPS satellites.

Flat earthers sometimes confuse these modes to say your phone only connects to local towers. Most people don’t know the details and don’t know how to refute it.

smeenz,

That used for be true. But recently, they have added 5G to starlink satellites so your phone can actually talk directly to satellites if it can’t reach a terrestrial service.

space.com/spacex-launches-1st-5g-satellite-intern…

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

God’s some real weak mofo if he can be defeated by satellites.

chriscz,

Hooman r haz stronkest tec

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