jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If prayers were detectable, interceptable, and alterable, there’d be entire branches of science dedicated to them.

afraid_of_zombies,

There would also be another branch that claims to be a superset and thus better. Looking at you Biology, being all smug over zoology and botany.

WindowsEnjoyer,

There are! I did my research!

BigDanishGuy,

So NASA is using the Jewish space lasers to destroy prayers? Those heathens!

digeridoo,

This isn’t real, right? RIGHT!?

mypasswordis1234,
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

Only God can tell. Oh, wait-

YoorWeb,

Big if true

Jungle,

Are you sure you are listening on the right wave band? God has moved to the 2.3GHz L-band allocated for DAB.

cley_faye,

I mean, yeah, NASA found a way to literally stop god’s power, and they keep it to themselves.

norgur,
@norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

God: Almighty being that just blinked everything into existence in a.week Also God: me am no completent enourgh to strip theses sattrilghts

voidMainVoid,

I wonder why atheists do this when there’s so much real Christian stuff to laugh at.

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

That’s probably rage baiting to some degree. It annoys both sides. But sadly it can start new conspiracy theories.

sveske_juice, (edited )

Tf is an artificial satellite?

JPJones,

Probably man-made as opposed to farm grown.

Bitflip,

That’s no moon

arekkusu,

an artificial satellite is an orbiting object that is man-made, as opposed to natural satellites such as moons and asteroids

afraid_of_zombies,

Ok guys who told them? Fess up.

RufusFirefly,
@RufusFirefly@lemmy.world avatar

I always knew Arthur C Clarke was an agent of Satan, especially after the disappointment that was 3001: The Final Odyssey.

covert_czar,
@covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Let satelites be the next god( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

shitescalates,

Children of time

yemmly,

Amen!

Fog0555,

First off, if Satellites give us more Evel Knievel that’s a major win and we should launch more.

Secondly, they’re entirely right that too many satellites are a problem, they just missed the mark as to why. It’s space debris we should be worried about preventing future spacecraft.

fne8w2ah,

Literal atheist moment lol 🤣

AceFuzzLord,

So, they’re saying that man made satellites are able to stop God that he’s not all powerful and that we’re more powerful than God?

Or is it that technology is bad and we need to go back to pre-technology times when life was so much worse for the average human so that way some religious nut jobs can continue praying to a being that they’ve essentially admitted to not being all powerful?

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