NASA has some explaining to do

Agent641, 1 year ago

The Jews TM are using iron dome to shoot down christian prayers before they reach heaven.

A_Porcupine, 1 year ago

It’s a good job they haven’t heard of ceilings yet. 😅

Katzelle3, 1 year ago

We need to ban prayer to prevent Kessler syndrome!

BigDanishGuy, 1 year ago

So NASA is using the Jewish space lasers to destroy prayers? Those heathens!

dylanTheDeveloper, 1 year ago

Let’s detonate the moon since it’s the biggest satellite

cley_faye, 1 year ago

I mean, yeah, NASA found a way to literally stop god’s power, and they keep it to themselves.

fne8w2ah, 1 year ago

Literal atheist moment lol 🤣

LoremIpsumGenerator, 1 year ago

I want what this guy smoking. Their angels need to go flight school again.

ObviouslyNotBanana, 1 year ago

National Association of Satan’s Atheists, or NASA.

AceFuzzLord, 1 year ago

So, they’re saying that man made satellites are able to stop God that he’s not all powerful and that we’re more powerful than God?

Or is it that technology is bad and we need to go back to pre-technology times when life was so much worse for the average human so that way some religious nut jobs can continue praying to a being that they’ve essentially admitted to not being all powerful?

SinningStromgald, 1 year ago

Just imagine Jesus up in space bouncing from satellite to satellite getting all pissed off cause he just wants to get to earth and get this second coming shit over with so he can go back to heaven and bang some angels.

Ghyste, 1 year ago

Is this a parody account? It’s impossible to tell anymore.

Pyroglyph, 1 year ago

Conveniently forgetting the “God exists within all of us” schpiel that they made up as soon as we went to space and found nothing there.

Definitely either parody or very stupid.

yemmly, 1 year ago

Amen!

promitheas, 1 year ago

God: All knowing and all powerful But wait, satellites, oh no!

Bulletproof logic