CertifiedBlackGuy,

You know what? Fuck it, 6 more years of 2020.

TrueStoryBob,

Perfection.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Finally, someone gets it!

illumrial,

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

13 is my lucky number!

Buddahriffic,

That gives me an idea for an invention. Hollow chopsticks so you can pump ketchup onto your sushi as you eat it. You could even stab it into it and do a ketchup injection!

I wonder if wasabi ketchup is a thing…

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I actually have both wasabi and ketchup. I can try making some.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

I’ve seen ketchup injected fries before.

haruajsuru,

I think we already have it, it call straw. You can use iron straw as chopsticks

woodenskewer,
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Wasabi ketchup would just be DIY shrimp cocktail sauce with a green tint.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling,
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I will murder you in real life

MonkCanatella,
ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the only thing that matters, honestly!

son_named_bort,

Should’ve used catsup instead.

MrJameGumb,
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danc4498,

I like the ones on the left with the BBQ sauce on it.

AngryCommieKender,

That’s probably eel sauce. Some sushi rolls are prepped with that stuff

therealjcdenton,

You are in mortal danger

ExLisper,

That’s nothing. I know a girl that asked a waiter to heat up her salmorejo in a microwave. The waiter said no. It wasn’t even a fancy place, just a normal bar. There are some things you just don’t do.

NaoPb,

See, while this might be considered not-done, I think they get to decide how they like to eat their food. Even if it offends the rest of us greatly (which it does).

Maggoty,

While true. God help them if the chef sees.

spirinolas,

Did that guy from bash.org ever created that device?

prole,

NO

FangedWyvern42,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

The verdict is death.

psud,

Not until the diabetes kicks in

random_character_a,
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Thats a take away box. You’re safely at home and not in a public place, soon to be beaten to death.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I just like eating from a takeaway box. The environmental impact makes me happy inside.

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