HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Yes I will have some children consumé.

al177,

The Interdimensional Hole Of Portals has some fierce competition.

dejected_warp_core,

Right next door to HHGregg. They’re Havaving a Summummer Sale

FlyingSquid,
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Someone needs to send that video to George Lucas, king of unnecessary double letters at the end of names.

buzz86us,

I feel like Squarf is a better name…

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
Floshie,

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW

xX_fnord_Xx,

You guys smarmfin’ over here?

ace_garp,
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ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Is Waffle Squarf in Azerbaijan or North Korea?

brbposting,
ShortFuse,

They seem to have gone from Square => Squarf and then remodeled.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/406f0bad-ed36-4d9e-91da-15e6acf506eb.png

They did not embrace the Squarf.

EvokerKing,

Ops picture has waffle square but the line on the e is either burnt out or peeling off.

ShortFuse, (edited )

Yeah, this is from the Google Maps business page from last year. The E turned to F around 2020 based on other photos. I guess they remodeled the whole thing instead just fixing it.

samus12345, (edited )
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The first photo on Google Maps where the E looks damaged is in Apr. 2019. Then it just kept getting worse.

gamermanh,
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I thought this place looked stupid familiar but I thought it was a chain

Turns out no, it’s the only one, wow, small world

ZombieTheZombieCat,

Used to be one in Citrus Heights. It was gross. Wouldn’t expect any less.

ShortFuse, (edited )
SuperIce,

The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If so it was before Aug. 2007, which is as far back as Google Maps goes.

TropicalDingdong,

The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.

Pizza huts in the ecology of chain restaurants, are equivalent to whatever provides hermit crabs their shells.

Its gotta be a land development company under the guise of a pizza place, because there are no fewer than 6 old pizza hut building in my community, that are very clearly but no longer Pizza Huts. In-fact, Pizza Hut just, sold their old building, and guess what. We’re getting a new pizza hut.

Rodeo,

They must make those roofs out of discarded crusts or something to keep costs down.

hydrospanner,

The grease adds water repellency.

itsgroundhogdayagain,

And it’s in an old Pizza Hut restaurant

Imgonnatrythis,

Sometimes I get in my car, blackout for 45min and just find myself at waffle squarf at 2am.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is that from the drugs or alcohol?

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Your car must be hungry, does the food you provide it fulfil all of its dietary needs?

intensely_human,

I go to gas squarf weekly for car

jaybone,

I go to ass squarf.

portifornia,

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but I live in the Chicago area, and with all the trouble some folks have had here with their electric squarves in this bitter cold, they’re thinking about switching back to gas squarfs.

xX_fnord_Xx,

You can get it,.02 cents cheaper at the Spuarf’n’Go, but that’s over county lines and they can’t sell liquor after 5, so, what’s the point?

mkwt, (edited )

There’s one state, I believe Indiana, where the big chain Waffle House operates under the name Waffle Shoppe. This is because there was already a preexisting mom and pop Waffle House in the area.

Correction: it’s “Waffle and Steak,” and they stopped doing that in 2005.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. I’m from Indiana (I live here again) and we used to go to the Indiana version of the Waffle House and play Risk all night because we were wild and crazy teenagers. It was like Denny’s but scuzzier.

makyo,

‘Denny’s but scuzzier’ describes Waffle House perfectly

Rodeo,

How is that even possible

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s gone now and these photos don’t do the scuzziness justice, but-

This was the building. It was so shitty, they razed it to the ground when the place closed.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fdbea3b9-6bd4-4c15-8cc0-1242aa1e3337.png

Here’s a picture of the inside which doesn’t show the lack of cleanliness very well.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5adbd2f2-a8ea-4f86-97dd-c6879928e41e.png

Also, like every town weirdo ate there for some reason. Which made it good for people watching.

There was a claw machine at the entrance. I kicked ass at that claw machine. I won like 10 stuffed animals to give to my dog to tear into pieces.

EDIT: Also, the fry cook had a Frankenstien’s Monster head. Like he looked like Boris Karloff in the monster make-up except without the bolts. So fucking weird.

Rodeo,

Lol I enjoyed this exposé into your local greasy spoon. Here’s to scuzzy diners!

littletranspunk,

Finally, a good fucking restaurant

grasshopper_mouse,
@grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like an Interdimensional Cable commercial off Rick and Morty

Shyfer,

It sounds to me like a Welcome to Nightvale ad. But similar ideas

deadlock,

Just sent it to my sister who’s a huge wtnv nerd too, with the same kind of comment. Just fits somehow.

Late2TheParty,
@Late2TheParty@lemmy.world avatar

My thoughts exactly!

PunnyName,

Ahh, the setting of this classic short film: youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t know they made a film out of the story.

PunnyName,

Ain’t it awesome‽

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn, that’s a really interesting short film 👍.

BossDj,

They communicate by flapping their meat

teamevil,

They cash cab guy and Chris from the wire in the same short‽ Insanity!

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

L’Shana Haba’ah B’Waffle Squarf!

al177,

If Waffle Squarf served us Sandbliches but they were not glistening, it would have been enough.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Da-da da da!

maquise,

Senor Cardgage, is that you?

ummthatguy,
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weirdbeardgame,

See? Cardgage is so cool, his character intro video probably just cursed us all for life!

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