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BilboBargains, He called his house Legoland
Pharmacokinetics, 
Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke
Kolanaki, (edited ) 
Gimli: levels the entire region of Mordor
Legolas: That only counts as one.
SkabySkalywag, So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?.. Cool, cool I mean I’d pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick …
EmperorHenry, 
He’s going to need ear protection too, otherwise half the reason for him being helpful, his extremely good hearing, isn’t going to last long.
Zink, Yeah but with the ancient elvish magic and longevity and blah blah and wave of the hands annnd his ears are fine!
EmperorHenry, maybe
jenny_ball, 
loll this is also what i think if they just used the eagles logically
jayrodtheoldbod, He just kills Tom Bombadil and then throws the rifle away, doesn’t like the smell.
ColeSloth, Shoooot. Just frodo walking out of the shire is the length of the one on the right.
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