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BilboBargains, He called his house Legoland
DogWater, Reminds me of the sniper in saving Private Ryan.
Put me within 1 mile of the furer, you can pack it up boys, wars over, we going home
Or something like that
EvilEyedPanda,
Potatos_are_not_friends, (edited ) I think it’s really stupid that Gandalf didn’t just super Saiyan every obstacle like is he stupid?
NigelFrobisher, He basically did in the movies tho.
OpenStars, 
That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:
“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”
:-P
someguy3, (edited ) “What do your elf eyes see?” takes on a whole new meaning.
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