alekwithak,

That’s funny because I’m a CG on other charts as well.

Also hilarious you couldn’t find a picture of ketchup soaked fries but you could find a picture of ketchup in a hand?

XTornado, (edited )

Plus man… you can generate the image with AI now days… That’s said my attempts didn’t quite get me the level of soakness or covering I wanted. This is probably the best I think, if you imagine there are fries under the ketchup and not a ketchup bowl with fries placed on the borders:

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/83593d38-1e8b-45a9-8408-41dd13860d3c.jpeg

Iron_Lynx,

Strictly ketchup? TN.

Any sauce? Usually LN with Dutch chip sauce or mayonnaise.

Iron_Lynx,

And NE with garlic sauce if I’m having a Kapsalon

ryathal,

Where’s mixed with mayo on the chart?

smitten,

That might also qualify as lawful evil, but it does really taste good

Jerkface,

If ‘ketchup on hand’ is chaotic evil, then what the hell is this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHbIznu8aF8

tigeruppercut, (edited )

That went both too far and not far enough. I didn’t expect the shovel but after it was introduced I thought literally everything was going to end up covered.

…I love the shitposts and memes over here-- never used to enjoy those subs on reddit

Jerkface,

Cheers, buddy!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Somebody’s fetish most likely

Grass,

I regret clicking that

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

BBEG

Filthmontane,

Chaotic sexy

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

how the fuck did you find this

Jerkface,

Ask not the question that will bring sorrow when answered, for the peace lies in the unspoken.

BallShapedMan,
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar
tigeruppercut,

Warms my heart to see there are still places with old arcade games hanging around. Do kids even want to play stuff like centipede or is it there for the parents??

BallShapedMan,
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar

About always kids. My kids played the hell out of them when they were young there.

blanketswithsmallpox,

… That’s what he said. Chaotic evil. Aren’t all of them near that age?

BallShapedMan,
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar

Lol pretty much

aelwero,

I’ve literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that’s true chaotic neutral on my part…

Mamertine,

You’ve filled your hand with ketchup? That’s a real thing?

aelwero,

Is it worse or better that I used someone else’s hand?

limitedduck,

How else are you supposed to maximize teeth coverage

Lightsong,

Using a ketchup packet to apply on the toothbrush, cover your entire teeth with ketchup, and then eat fries.

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Your comment made me physically uncomfortable. How can I delete it?

fizzydelta,

The eldritch entities beyond time and space: Fries with ice cream

abrake,

I went to a hipster restaurant about a decade ago where they served fries with a shot glass full of chocolate milk shake on the side for dunking. It was really tasty ngl

ouRKaoS,

This has been a thing for decades, via Wendy’s Frosty.

It’s also about as divisive as pineapple on pizza.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

c6af-1432908606 Korea’s kfc be like

AngryCommieKender,

Wendy’s fries and a chocolate frosty

Nikls94,

True neutral.

trslim,

Ayee a no ketchup brother

Haagel,

What a sad life sans ketchup…

simple,

I can do all sorts of condiments, but ketchup is just eugh. Just give me sweet chili and we’re good.

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

Where is “putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth”?

Perhapsjustsniffit, (edited )

Or a bowl of ketchup and a spoon with fries on top as garnish.

crazybrain,
@crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com avatar

Pretty sure you’re supposed to put the ketchup first, then add the fries.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

I think that’s the hidden “Chaotic Stupid” option.

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.

MrBusiness,

garlic mayonnaise

I must learn more

muel,

Where’s the one where you suck ketchup straight from the packet and then toss some fries in your mouth?

GBU_28,

Sex offender registry?

NaoPb,

I thought you were gonna say… spit on the fries.

Skanky,

Just use the entire ketchup packet as a handy snack; you know, like a savory Gushers candy

Slovene,

"It’s your big day, ketchup. You’re an entree now."

  • Gene Belcher, when they’re all stuck inside a cabin with not much other food.
IDontHavePantsOn,

Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can’t Un-dip a fry.

Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.

Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.

electric_nan,

If I’m riding in a car, I’ll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.

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