Napain,

are the straights ok?

duckythescientist,

No we aren’t 😞

TseseJuer,

do gays not give bjs after a certain amount of gold stars?

Agent641, (edited )

How exactly do the gays transact for sex with their spouses? Like, do they pick one who will withold sex from the other until chores are done? Or do they swap roles monthly? How do they decide which one will be the begger and which one will grudgingly submit to their clumsy, sweaty defilement?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

afraid_of_zombies,

Yes this is outrage bate.

MaoZedongers,

hahaha

no

Zozano, (edited )

Step 1: drink water

Step 2: piss

Step 3: put seat down

Step 4: repeat 5 more times

Step 5: wait till I’m nagged

Step 6: remind her of the toilet seat

Step 7: continue ignoring child’s needs

Step 8: ignore feelings of depression and ruminate about how fucked my life is

harry_balzac,

Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.

TimewornTraveler,

Holy fucking shit his face…

This woman is the epitome of the scorecard partner.

LemmyKnowsBest,

He looks like a man who forgot that divorce is an option.

answersplease77, (edited )

Look it’s the only row with full stickers. He was probably forcing their kid to throw up just so that he can clean it. This’s grim as shit

CazRaX,

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Stanwich,

She’s gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He’s just gonna point to the chart. Doesn’t say who from?

pH3ra,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

He’s gonna give her the blow job

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Come here you big hunk and suck on this juicy clit!!!

Yep, that’ll get me in the mood in no time.

imPastaSyndrome,

Why’d they Photoshop her eye upside-down into his left eye?

phoenixz,

Yeah this looks like a horrible couple photo about 3 months before the inevitable divorce.

Phegan,

I hate how our society has created a world where the dad of a family is an extra child for the wife to take care of.

NixDev,

Yeah one of the guys I work with has a 4-5 month old. He came back to work a few weeks ago and Mom is still on maternity leave. He made the comment that because he is working 100% of the child care is done by mom. He has to work so she can has to everything for the kid.

I just said. Wtf and walked away. That is no way to be a father

HelixDab2,

Kinda yes though.

Marriage is a partnership, and both parties need to be contributing. If one person is expected to work 8+ hours a day outside of the home–plus commute, etc.–then the other person needs to be doing the things that keep the household operating. The gender of the people don’t matter; if my wife works as an attorney, and I am a househusband, that means that yeah, I’m doing the cleaning, the laundry, paying the bills, pet care, and all the other things that need to be done while she’s at work. Because housework is my job.

danthehutt,

Yeah, what you’re saying is mostly reasonable but for the mom to do 100% of childcare is bullshit. What kind of dad is that? I personally can’t wait to hold my daughter after work and my “commute”.

MaoZedongers,

Kinda sounds like they want the fun parts like the child holding you enjoy with none of the bad parts, which I don’t think you could consider yourself a father for, more like an uncle.

Smoogs,

Putting toilet seat down shoud not be ‘let’s negotiate my tasks’

That is literally on the list. And what is more cringeful is that you have a house full of kids and an open toilet of water is just asinine level of idiocy from a parent.

That’s ‘ I shouldn’t have to wipe my own ass’ level of incompetence.

NixDev,

Ok so when she gets home she isn’t responsible for anything around the house?

HelixDab2,

TBQH, I should be able to accomplish the day-to-day tasks required to keep a household from sliding into chaos within 10-12 hours in a day. That doesn’t mean that the spouse that works outside the home won’t have to help with irregular chores. But hey, if I sit around on my ass all day and play video games while my wife is at work, and then expect that we’re going to work together to get general household shit done when she gets home, then I’m a huge asshole.

NigelFrobisher,

Wait, his kids made this?

doggle,

Presumably his wife made it. Hopefully as a joke.

JasonDJ,

My kids would absolutely put “BJs” as a reward in my sticker chart.

But to them, BJs is the store I buy paper goods, frozen foods, and non-perishables at. I love that place.

MagnyusG,

naked hula dance by yours truly

I fukn hope not

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

That man’s soul is screaming for help behind those eyes.

xor,

notice how his eyebrows have fallen out…

BoxerDevil,

Is it just me, or does he have a black eye

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s shopped.

Thcdenton,
Tehgingey,

I just watched this episode today! Show is is good, I love old adult swim cartoons. I gotta rewatch through Xavier Renegade Angel at some point as well

Mango,

As a frequent visitor of faproulette.co, this is probably the least sexy game I’ve seen.

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