Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
set_secret, or that he is his dad
peg, Or that his dad is in the small dick.
B1naryB0t, Back in his day a small dick was considered civilized and even divine. A large dick was considered brutish and barbaric.
lowleveldata, TIL I’m born divine
seiryth, (edited ) Funny what happens when the small dicked get into positions of influence
lars, Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.
The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.
sagrotan, 
Look who’s talking, stick man
c0mbatbag3l, 
It’s to be a lesson to someone else, or something. Idk.
superfes, Man, momo Jesus is a dick.
ininewcrow, 
Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!
MeDuViNoX, 
I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
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