Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
B1naryB0t, Back in his day a small dick was considered civilized and even divine. A large dick was considered brutish and barbaric.
lowleveldata, TIL I’m born divine
seiryth, (edited ) Funny what happens when the small dicked get into positions of influence
lars, Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.
The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.
set_secret, or that he is his dad
peg, Or that his dad is in the small dick.
MeDuViNoX, 
I can’t touch the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow the sides out of it!
AnonWyo, Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?
MeDuViNoX, It’s the only place that reminds me of her.
sagrotan, 
Look who’s talking, stick man
ininewcrow, 
Plot twist … Jesus is the father … of himself!
Dabro, Is that Mormon Jesus I spy?
The_Lopen, That’s him. I’ve only ever seen a middle-eastern Jesus displayed in my church building once, but it looked much better than this one. I wish we didn’t use this depiction as much as we do.
c0mbatbag3l, 
It’s to be a lesson to someone else, or something. Idk.
superfes, Man, momo Jesus is a dick.
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