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fl42v, in If linux distributions were tools.

Ubuntu. Multitool. Yeah, funny

_cnt0,

I don’t know why, but it really is. You’d be surprised to see how many servers in the wild run ubuntu and how many docker images are based on ubuntu.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s because of laziness.

GBU_28,

There’s a difference between lazy and focused on other things.

SpaceNoodle,

Potato, tomato.

dan, (edited )
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Docker images should really be distroless most of the time. There’s way too much junk in the majority of Docker images when in most cases, you really just need your app and whatever dynamic libraries or runtimes it requires (if you can’t statically compile it). You don’t need an OS in there!

Also there’d be way more servers running Debian compared to Ubuntu.

aniki,

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  • dan,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Google’s distroless base images are based on Debian and are smaller than Alpine images.

    _cnt0,

    You often (if not most of the time) need some infrastructure in OCI containers (while we’re at it, let’s get rid of the misnomer Docker image). And that’s going to be some subset of a distribution hand-crafted for that purpose. Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.

    dan, (edited )
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Most of the time, that should be Alpine, because they provide the slimmest base image.

    Distroless containers (e.g. github.com/GoogleContainerTools/distroless, Chiselled Ubuntu, etc) are often smaller than Alpine ones. Google’s smallest Debian-based one is around 2MB.

    I have a Dockerized C# app… I’m going to try .NET Native AOT (which was improved a lot in .NET 8, released today) to compile it into a self-contained binary, and see how well it works with a distroless base container.

    _cnt0,

    I’m curious to hear how that works out. I’m a big fan of C#; not so much the Microsoft ecosystem. I’d say for maximum scalability you’d want languages which compile to small binaries. So, Go, Rust, C++, C, and theoretically some others. The approach with Java and C# to bundle the framework, JIT, etc, and then try to shave off as much as you can get away with feels kind of backwards. And I get the excitement of the Java folks when they manage to create a self-contained binary with GraalVM and co of 12mb. Like, that’s impressive, but had you developed the same thing with Go it would be .5mb. Curious to see how .NET fares in that comparison to Java.

    Serdan, (edited )

    In the dotnet 8 announcement the brag is that a minimal web service will be 8.5 megs

    learn.microsoft.com/en-us/…/aspnetcore-8.0?view=a…

    HuntressHimbo,

    Its pretty apt because while you can technically use it to do a variety of things its almost always outclassed in any particular use

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Exactly, multi role and underpowered.

    merc,

    But, good enough for just about anything most people need to do on a daily basis. For anything else there’s specialized tools.

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    You’re not going to win that argument on Lemmy about Ubuntu being a decent OS… Which it is ❤️

    EuroNutellaMan,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d love to agree but unfortunately with them pushing snaps I can’t. When I used snaps I found them to be extremely buggy and if I didn’t already know there were other distributions with other better package managers I would’ve straight up assumed it was a Linux problem and I’d just have gone back to windows. If there was no other Noob-friendly distro out there I could say “sure it’s an ok distro” but there are better alternatives that don’t do the same shitty decisions as canonical (like Linux Mint which is the one I recommend to every noob coming from windows or Pop_OS! for those who want something similiar to MacOS).

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Just because it’s Lemmy, I’m gonna share my “shitty Ubuntu” story, which is less about Ubuntu being shitty and more about me being a noob.

    I had a 2004 MacBook that my grandmother gave me for college when she upgraded. I didn’t hate it, but this being my first experience with a laptop, when the bottom 2/3 of the screen started blinking in and out, I thought maybe it was a software problem, so with the help of an SD card and my buddy’s old CRT setup I downloaded Ubuntu onto a thumb drive. When I went back to my parents’ place I decided that that was the moment to install, because my dad was really into jailbreaking his iPhone at the time, so I thought it’d be cool if we did kinda similar things together. Unfortunately because I couldn’t see the bottom of the screen, I had no idea about the progress of the install, got impatient, and just decided to turn the thing off. This had the effect of deleting the partition tables, and it would have been like $200 to get a new hard drive. I would have paid it, but before I could, the guy I had helping me fix the thing moved away and took my lappy with him.

    jelloeater85,
    @jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

    Always love story time 🙌

    TrenchcoatFullofBats,

    Its pretty apt

    I see what you did there

    fl42v,

    Well, I didn’t see it from that point. Makes sense 🤣

    merc,

    And it’s popular, and it’s something non-Linux users might recognize.

    badbytes,

    Checking calendar to see if April 1st

    bitwaba,

    I’d have gone with a spork. Not particularly good at anything it was built to do, but functional enough to get the job done, and pretty straight forward to use.

    autokludge,
    @autokludge@programming.dev avatar

    Any wet meal you would have previously used a fork a spork/splade works better. It is the apex of TV dinner eating implements after hands only. 😉

    Rooty, in If linux distributions were tools.

    Damn, maybe I should give Arch a try…

    _cnt0,

    Read the wiki before so you know how to use it without hurting yourself.

    Rooty,

    Go slowly and use plenty of lube, right?

    _cnt0,

    Also prewarm for maximum pleasure.

    eek2121, in If linux distributions were tools.

    I use Arch, bt…fuck.

    _cnt0,

    It’s OK. There’s no kink shaming here.

    SpaceNoodle,

    *buttfuck

    d_k_bo, in If linux distributions were tools.

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    TheFerrango,

    The weak prude mindset vs the based chad buttset

    pH3ra, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

    If we want this meme to be accurate, they all have to be dildos with just slightly different sizes and colors

    _cnt0,

    No.

    redcalcium, in If linux distributions were tools.

    Hmm, the Arch one seems to be incorrect. People who wear a buttplug won’t randomly announce that they’re wearing buttplug.

    badbytes,

    Also, too smooth for Archusers. They prefer more pain.

    _cnt0,

    They likely would, if it was an Arch butt plug.

    Zaphod,

    A Bluetooth controlled butt plug that runs Arch? 😩

    TheFerrango,

    Good luck getting the BT driver for the vibrator to work, the AUR package has been broken for months

    pleb_maximus, (edited )

    Sign me up!

    nitefox,

    What about a buttplug ran by arch?

    quantenzitrone,
    rostby,

    Marry me!

    SaltyIceteaMaker,

    Gotta commit some cahnges to this repo

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, git push comes soon

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    9 months later you will get pull-request

    No_Eponym,
    @No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

    Naw buddy, it was less than a week. So many bugs…

    zaph,

    We don’t have the same friends.

    dditty,

    I read the meme as Arch is something that you should shove up your @$$

    rob64,

    It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.

    mryessir,

    Acutally… They do on the internet. And may even earn money by doing so.

    null, in If linux distributions were tools.

    NixOS is just a hardware store

    Luci, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @Luci@lemmy.ca avatar

    That’s a weird Debian logo on the Swiss Army Knife

    bjoern_tantau, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

    Now there’s an idea. Butt plugs with custom logos. I’m gonna be rich!

    _cnt0,

    I’ll take 10%.

    feminalpanda, in If linux distributions were tools.

    With all the Ubuntu bashing. It’s the only Linux image I have used for my server. Also used Kali and a bunch of others on an old laptop.

    Is Ubuntu server bad or does it just hold your hand too much. I have everything running in docker and manage that from a web gui.

    captainjaneway,
    @captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

    What’s wrong with Ubuntu in general?

    KneeTitts,
    @KneeTitts@lemmy.world avatar

    nothing really, mint is preferable if you need to use a ubuntu based dist

    chagall, (edited )

    I’m personally not a fan of their approach to Snaps and hard pushing their snap store.

    Apt works just fine and if we want sandboxed apps, we could choose to install flatpaks.

    But the snapstore comes preinstalled and I’m not a fan of that.

    _cnt0,

    Not sure if you are serious or your comment is a meta meme …

    d_k_bo,

    Last time I used Ubuntu Server I was annoyed by those ads for some weird canonical subscriptions. Now I use Fedora ofc.

    feminalpanda,

    True, not as bad as Microsoft but did remind me of them.

    null,

    It’s not that it’s bad on a server, it’s just that something like Debian with a couple tools on top gets you to the same place with less resources.

    For a home server, that reduction in overhead can mean squeezing out a few more services on a single box.

    feminalpanda,

    Gotcha, I’ll look into Debian. I chose Ubuntu as we use DoD STIGs at work and they have an automated tool and spec for Ubuntu.

    nxdefiant,

    Counterpoint, Ubuntu is popular because it usually has what you need. For home stuff especially the limiting factor is usually time, not processing power.

    null,

    I’d challenge that asking what do you really need above base Debian?

    I’ve got a script to set up my debian servers and it doesn’t include much beyond adding docker, assigning users to groups, and adding a couple tools (just looked them up: sudo ca-certificates curl gnupg ufw).

    I saw a significant decrease in idle CPU and RAM load by switching from Ubuntu-server to Debian Bookworm + those tools.

    Norgur,

    Anyone who bashes distros hasn't really understood Linux. The fact that you can choose gives us the ability to choose the right tool for the job. Ubuntu has pushed a few weird things into the Linux world, but the distro itself is still legit.

    whodatdair, (edited ) in If linux distributions were tools.

    Jokes on you I’m into that shit

    _cnt0,
    Amends1782,

    Please imagine a skull emoji

    savvywolf, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

    In the spirit of bashing Ubuntu, I’d like to propose we stick with the swiss army knife. But it’s one of those strange Kickstarter projects where it’s entirely controlled by an unnecessary phone app.

    Arch being something that requires some research and prep beforehand makes sense through. As well as having fans who will swear that is actually quite enjoyable if you try it.

    _cnt0,
    Flaky, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

    Yeah, I’d shove Pacman up my ass… wait you were talking about the package manager?

    kryllic,
    @kryllic@programming.dev avatar

    Found you, Rich Evans

    possiblylinux127, in If linux distributions were tools.

    Everything about this is wrong

    _cnt0,

    I take objection to this statement. I pride myself with displaying nothing but objective truth in the memes I create.

    possiblylinux127,

    Then explain your rational

    _cnt0,

    Shall I also explain how to walk, breathe, and drink?

    Machinist,
    @Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

    Damn.

    waigl, in If linux distributions were tools.

    Which one is that on the pick set? I don’t recognize the logo…

    drugo,

    Kali, I actually think that’s the old Backtrack logo

    Tb0n3,

    Kali Linux. A pen testing distro.

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