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quantenzitrone, in If linux distributions were tools.

What is NixOS?

HoloPengin, (edited )

A vibrating buttplug. It also self replicates at the press of a button.

chili1553,

Reproducible stimulation

cogman,
quantenzitrone,

🧐😧

mlg, in If linux distributions were tools.
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

The swiss army knife should not be Ubuntu lol. Ubuntu would be like the dollar store knockoff that falls apart with use.

Pirasp, (edited )

You mean to say the version where the Victorinox logo is replaced with the Ubuntu one?

Looks half way convincing but is shit in reality?

karmiclychee,

Always felt more like a hammer to me.

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

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  • mlg,
    @mlg@lemmy.world avatar

    Used it for 2 years on desktop and server.

    Documentation is always outdated and useless. GNOME is crap. apt has a dependency issue every week. Repos have software ranging from bleeding edge to horrendously outdated. Netplan is next level stupid and also decides to break for no reason. Systemd waits for network to boot by default because reasons. Versioning and LTS adds more magic fun to doing anything because of the aforementioned documentation. Last time I used it, still had crap interoperability when switching DEs for some weird reason. Canonical is the big dumb dumb. All the downstreams inherit the same problems like PopOS and elementary.

    I took all of that experience and thought it was the default linux expectations until I got to try Debian for server and Fedora for desktop.

    Unfortunately, people make the same mistake as me and then assume broken Ubuntu is just how linux is.

    Credit though, it did get to teach me the general ins and outs of linux because I needed to fix or change something every other week.

    kadu,
    @kadu@lemmy.world avatar

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  • Zangoose,
    @Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

    Not OP, I like gnome and all but I Ubuntu’s extensions/custom version of gnome is awful and makes trying to change settings so much worse because the gnome documentation doesn’t always match with all of the changes Ubuntu adds on top. Maybe they’re talking about that?

    banneryear1868,

    Can’t you just use another desktop environment if you don’t like the pre-packaged gnome? I just see Ubuntu as a flavor of Debian made for ease of use.

    Zangoose,
    @Zangoose@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s true, but installing a whole new desktop environment also kind of goes against the whole “ease of use” part. If someone’s going to go to a whole different flavor they might as well just use something like Mint or Mint DE unless they specifically need Ubuntu for a dev environment or program/driver compatibility. That way they can still get the ease of use benefit but without dealing with all of the weird oddities that Ubuntu can introduce.

    banneryear1868,

    Yeah I just find for newer users the amount of Ubuntu support has always been a huge plus if you’re just getting in to messing with Linux. It’s a lot better now but it used to be things like “how to do x on Ubuntu,” there would always be some super easy to follow tutorial. My personal preference is just a Debian install but the more catered experiences like Mint and Ubuntu do a great job at presenting Debian to daily users without any hassle.

    Aganim, (edited )

    It most certainly does. It’s the only distro that I do not trust anymore to do a proper job of automatically partitioning your drive during setup, after getting complaints from my parents that Ubuntu refused to install updates. Turned out it had created a rediciously small boot partition and was now complaining that it had not enough space left to install new kernel versions as they kept around all old ones. “Because users might want to use those”, according to their documentation. Bitch, you market yourself as the distro suitable for absolute beginners, but you not only expect them to know what a kernel is, but also that they clean them up their selves? What an absolutely moronic decision.

    I’ve had broken installations after upgrades to a major version in the past and I’ve seen a number of colleagues switch to plain Debian or Arch derivatives after Ubuntu decided to crap out after a major upgrade.

    I’ve seen Ubuntu systems not being able to upgrade due to circular dependencies that couldn’t be resolved by Apt, package Foo requires Bar, Bar requires Baz, Baz requires Foo. Or even packages from their own repository that couldn’t be upgraded because some dependency wasn’t available anymore.

    Just a handful of the issues I’ve encountered with Ubuntu. Personally I’m done with that distro. If it works for you, by all means use it. But I don’t help friends and colleagues (we all get to choose our own distro fortunately, but also have to fix issues ourselves) anymore when they decide to go Ubuntu. Use a proper distro if you want my help, not that Fisher-Price ‘My First Linux’ crap.

    rambaroo,

    Ubuntu LTS is the least stable LTS Linux distro I’ve ever used. There’s why I avoid Ubuntu. It isn’t about normies it’s about avoiding Canonical.

    ThatFembyWho, in If linux distributions were tools.

    So I just spent the last day reading the Arch wiki on butt plugs. It is now fully configured and ready for use 🥴

    rtxn,

    You’re joking, but-- buttplug.io

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

    The second sentence on the website

    WELCOME STARDEW VALLEY AND ULTRAKILL PLAYERS! […] Check out Lovense, Kiiroo, Satisfyer and others for toys that will work with the game!

    > STARDEW VALLEY

    rtxn,

    Save up all of your starfruit wine for three years and turn it in at once to have your genitals tenderized into a fine paste.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

    I haven’t played Stardew Valley. What does starfruit wine do? Does ot help you get especially romantic with Harvey or Leah?

    rtxn,

    It’s just very rare and expensive. Getting my starfruit plantation running turned me into the biggest kulak in town.

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    So… the sex toy integration is just about the money? Lame.

    rtxn,

    I have no idea what triggers what, I don’t have a smart buttplug

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    The game features relationship mechanics so I would imagine that it is linked to romantic pursuit.

    GreenMario,

    Ultrakill

    Explain. I’m a Boom shoot fan and this is on my wishlist after I clear a few in my backlog. Is Ultrakill popular with Butt Plug enthusiasts?

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    I am just as confused as you are. If anything, your knowledge of Ultrakill could clear things up.

    SaltyIceteaMaker,

    I think they implemented it just because they could. The developers of ultrakill are… Eccentric to say the least

    TacoNissan,

    This could unironically be useful for adult themed games lmao

    Evkob,
    @Evkob@lemmy.ca avatar

    The fact that this exists makes me so happy. I doubt I’d ever use a smart buttplug, but I’m oddly relived that those who want Bluetooth up their ass can do so using open-source software.

    ThatFembyWho,

    Wow I didn’t know I needed this, thanks

    LinyosT, in If linux distributions were tools.

    Arch should be a megaphone so they can broadcast “I use Arch BTW” to all.

    Pirasp,

    The plug has a speaker inside that shouts it every time you fart

    LeaveITtoThePros,

    so…

    1000010325

    ?

    LinyosT,

    Yeah

    bravesirrbn, in If linux distributions were tools.

    Not everyone’s thing, but if you’re into it, feels really good to use?

    _cnt0,

    Only one way to find out if you would like it …

    bitwaba,

    I know I like it. That’s why I have 2

    Wes_Dev,

    Interesting. Perhaps we should get together and compare distros, for purely academic reasons of course.

    MashedTech, in If linux distributions were tools.

    I need then butt plug.

    HuntressHimbo, in Screw init wars, real OGs discriminate based on DE

    I see way more posts that are pro-systemd than anti these days, so I think you might be tilting at windmills a bit.

    I would love to think about systemd less, but I’ve worked with it professionally since a year or so before Debian switched while I was an intern working in embedded. I got to see the flame wars and shaped my opinion of systemd by wrestling with its growing pains. Writing your own service files and working with DBus was ass back then, and while it has gotten better, my patience with it has diminished. In the end the frustration was enough that after I ditched windows, systemd was the next to go.

    That would be the end of it, but other programs keep growing annoying systemd dependencies or their projects get swallowed up by the systemd ecosystem entirely. I was so excited at the start to work with the parallel execution and dependency management, but the number of times systemd broke something, swallowed up the output, and then corrupted its own journal and lost the logs really turned me against it.

    frippa,
    @frippa@lemmy.ml avatar

    I don’t know, I’m not a power-user so systemd is just a thing in the background, I don’t have much opinions over it.

    I think you might be tilting at windmills a bit.

    No systemd love or hate for me, as for the meme, I respect both opinions (I’m still learning btw) but don’t particularly like proselitjzers. Sharing an opinion and experiences (like you did) is fine and often informative, what I don’t like are people (expecially on lower-quality places like 4chan) spamming stuff like “systemd is the devil and killed my child” or “systemd weights more than the Linux kernel” I guess I need to make up my mind, haven’t interacted with the OS at a low enough level yet.

    HuntressHimbo,

    I understand what you mean. If you are on the fence and not super interested in init systems, you can pretty easily get by with systemd without thinking about it. Most desktop environments have tools to manage user services in easy GUI’s, and you can find guides for anything more advanced you want to accomplish with them usually.

    If you want to dive in though, systemd is a great init system to learn. Nowadays learning systemd is a lot less of a moving target, and it’s in use virtually everywhere so the knowledge is valuable. It’s also fairly well documented at this point, which is great for learning how it works.

    My personal advice if you want to go that path is to just open up some service files. There are lots of interesting examples in /lib/systemd/system Systemd service files are just plain text, and pretty straightforward to read. Its divided into nice sections, and naming is pretty straightforward (Or the systemd brainworms are really in deep). Look for names you recognize or programs you use. Especially ones you are familiar with on the command line. I don’t recommend changing them to start, especially in the system directory, just open a couple and you should quickly start seeing the connections between what they are trying to accomplish and whats in each file. Then if you see anything you don’t understand or peaks your curiousity check the documentation. Once you’re ready try writing one of your own for something in the usr service directory. No pressure though, its not necessarily essential knowledge

    BeatTakeshi, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

    I use lube btw

    Nelots,

    is it really Arch if you’re not going in dry?

    BeatTakeshi,
    @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

    No, I am the pain in the Arch

    vox,
    @vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

    lube = archinstall

    DarkDarkHouse,
    @DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    aaaAAAAaarch

    Brkdncr,

    Isn’t that gentoo then?

    Pharmacokinetics, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

    If linux distros were WW2 tanks.

    Linux Mint - M4 Sherman
    Sturdy, reliable, easy to build and maintain

    Ubuntu - T-34
    Easy to build, does what you want it to but terribly unreliable and tends to break down after a while

    Arch - Tiger

    Hard to build and takes too long, works great in design but in practice it just breaks down, over riced causing it to be unstable

    Debian - Challenger

    The best, usable in any situation, fairly easy to build and mighty reliable.

    Linux Lite - M24 Chaffee

    Fast, small, easy to build and unusually reliable for a light distro.

    CentOS - Char B1

    Outdated but still a beast of a distro.

    Cipher22,

    I find Rocky not being here at all funny.

    guckfoogle,

    The fact you know this much about Linux distros and WW2 tanks might actually might actually make you the nerdiest of the nerds.

    Amends1782,

    Dude this is awesome, and as a Linux nerd and tank nerd, a great comparison!

    WolfhoundRO, (edited )

    Slackware - T-55 or M3 Stuart

    Outdated and should have been dead and gone a long time ago, but somehow still in service in a few places and stable

    seitanic, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Sooo… Arch makes you horny?

    GreenMario,

    I thought that would be Hanna Montana Linux.

    Why are you booing? She’s legal now.

    Titou, in Oh no ...
    @Titou@feddit.de avatar

    I love Dwm, what about you ?

    Titou, in If linux distributions were tools.
    @Titou@feddit.de avatar

    Gentoo would be the materials to make your own tool

    grue,

    Gentoo is the How To Make Everything Youtube channel.

    Linux from Scratch is Primitive Technology.

    badbytes,

    Yeah just some steel, a welder, and a grinder

    merc,

    Some iron ore, a ton of clay, and instructions on how to make a furnace.

    therafal,

    Wouldn’t that be LFS tho? With Gentoo, you should at least get a furnace and mold.

    merc,

    Probably. Maybe Gentoo is the one where you get the furnace and various molds for various tools, but you have to cast the tools yourself.

    PlasticExistence,

    The important thing is that Linux users are finally getting some outside time and fresh air.

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    Linux users touching grass challenge (impossible)

    bl4ckeagle, in If linux distributions were tools.

    You got kinda an obsession with arch 😂 BTW im using Windows 11

    BananaOnionJuice,
    @BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What “tool” should we then assign to Win11.

    • Inflatable mattress with a hole in?
    • Stop light at a roadside construction site?
    bl4ckeagle,

    Money Machine.

    Than 1 and 2

    RageAgainstTheRich,

    Chastity belt.

    HW07,
    therafal, in If linux distributions were tools.
    _cnt0,

    I don’t know what I’m looking at here. I also don’t know if I want to know.

    GregorGizeh,

    Seems to be an asshole-mounted taco holder.

    therafal,

    A brass knuckle, asshole-mounted taco holder. With Jesus, so that you won’t forget about praying before eating.

    rtxn,

    I know that it’s Jesus.

    But I really REALLY want it to be Moses parting the sea.

    _cnt0,

    Ooooh, intriguing …

    hexabs,

    You’re forgetting Jesus

    Zehzin,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    So did the person who made it

    TheFerrango,

    Always thank the Lord before eating

    grue,

    A kinky trailer hitch?

    qyron,

    Brass knuckles… with a jesus figure… and side bars… with an embossed “have a taco”…

    so… BDSM “furniture” tool? Perhaps maid?

    therafal,

    There are taco holders on the side bars too.

    qyron,

    And that.

    kttnpunk, (edited ) in If linux distributions were tools.
    @kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

    Everybody hates arch for no good reason, I’m so sick of seeing these ancient /g/ memes. The Linux community should have better things to do than shit on one of the most secure distros. Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right? So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.

    russjr08,
    @russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net avatar

    They’re not hating on Arch, they’re “hating” on the small (but loud) group of people who have a superiority complex for just running Arch and doing it the manual way (and tends to see those who installed with archinstall as a cop-out).

    Just like the people who shit on those for using Windows.

    _cnt0,

    ancient /g/ memes

    Ancient maybe. But I only ever posted them to reddit. If you’ve seen them in /g/ that were reposts by other people.

    Like, y’all realize backdoors are built into motherboards nowadays right?

    True.

    So sure, we need to be even more zealous, serious and loud if anything, […]

    Zealot is like my middle name.

    […] but the infighting? The infighting is fucking childish.

    It’s just so much fun. Don’t you like fun?

    _cn zealot t0

    kttnpunk, (edited )
    @kttnpunk@lemmy.world avatar

    Well, okay so long as you’re having fun 🌈 ☺️

    _cnt0,

    Why, thank you! I have 🥰

    chandz05,

    Is this a new copy/pasta?

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