A_Random_Idiot,

I dont drink coffeee… What distro am I?

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Apple if you drink energy drinks, Windows if you drink tea.

FreeBSD if you don’t drink caffeine.

A_Random_Idiot,

I don’t drink energy drinks, or tea, and I do occasionally drink caffeine, just not coffee.

RGB3x3,

Then you must be iOS only.

A_Random_Idiot,

I don’t think I’ve ever even touched an apple device… not at least since Apple IIs in school.

HessiaNerd,

I would have thought Apple if you exclusively get your coffee from Starbucks.

Mt Dew for Windows

Pantherina,

Void Linux

Fedizen,

linux mint, its just a pitcher filled with whatever you do drink, dont ask me how it got in the pitcher

oldfart,

Devuan.

qyron,

Too short of a list. Needs to be expanded.

I can think about cold brew, italian coffee maker and traditional moroccan style (unfit for those weak of heart).

RGB3x3,

Holy fuck, that Moroccan style looks incredible.

I need to try it.

banneryear1868,

It’s very good, a bunch of warm spices, similar to a chai or cardamom spiced tea like karak.

If it’s coffee ground to a powder in the spoon there it might be Turkish style though, where you consume the beans with the liquid.

ziggurat,

What about instant, instant 3 in one, or viet style?

Limit,

Instant = knoppix

HessiaNerd,

What about caffeinated soap?

dirtybirdenergy.com

qyron, (edited )

Aren’t those used for cellulite issues?

2drawnonward5,

Maybe that’s a Knoppix live CD burned in 2006 and still spun into a lather every day.

woobie,

There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. Sure was a giant leap at the time with the hardware detection, and live CD.

Pantherina,

Yeah I am on Fedora Kinoite and use a French press. Or this espresso thing that my flatmates have but I will not look back at all

IuseArchbtw,
@IuseArchbtw@feddit.de avatar

You, my friend, use Linux from Scratch

qyron,

From an Arch user, I grant that is close to a curse?

Moghul, (edited )

Shit, you got me, I have a nespresso machine and use kubuntu

Aggravationstation,

Damn, got me. Debian user, been using a basic Cuisinart bean to cup for years.

The heating element broke in my original machine earlier this year. Bought a used one of the exact same model with a broken water reservoir cover and carafe lid then transplanted those parts from my old machine.

Plan to use Debian unless it stops being developed or I die. Plan to use my Thinkpad until it dies. Also plan to use that same model of bean to cup machine unless I can’t find replacements when they inevitably die.

woobie,

People sleep on the Cuisinart automagical machines a lot, and tbh I prefer the coffee from French Press or Aeropress, but… When it’s zero dark thirty and you aren’t fully awake yet that robot coffee magician is your best friend in the world.

Aggravationstation,

Yup, I get out of bed and stumble to the kitchen to pour myself a cup of ambition that’s already pre-made for me.

Is it the best tasting coffee in the world? No. Does it wake me the hell up super fast and clean out the pipes? Oh you bet it does.

Pantherina,

People wtf, this is not stopping to spam my comments.

I get it, you like Coffee!

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

linux mint?

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Linux Mint is instant Nescafe - pour in hot water and it Just Works. It doesn’t necessarily taste the best but it gets the job done.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

and do you have anything for rocky linux?

laurelraven,

Aeropress: people swear it’s just like espresso but it’s definitely a little different

palordrolap, (edited )

Instant, sure, OK, but pick a slightly less evil brand. I'd say Kenco maybe, but that doesn't seem to be as well known outside Britain. Maybe Folgers for the North Americans.

rustydomino,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Point taken lol

cmhe,

Linux Mint Debian Edition or Ubuntu Edition?

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

???

cmhe,

The ordinary Linux Mint is based on Ubuntu and there is also LMDE, which is Linux Mint based on Debian: www.linuxmint.com/download_lmde.php

Pantherina,

Cocoa maker

xrun_detected,

This needs a coffee siphon as well, might even fit gentoo better than the espresso maker. harder to set up, takes longer but it’s different from what everyone else is using ;) great coffee, too

woobie,

And also an Aeropress, and a cold brew thingy whatever they are called.

alomsimoy,

If you’ve used an espresso machine you will know that every single small change, even new fresh beans, fucks up the setup and you have to dial everything again, so I think it fits better with another one. I use arch btw.

Creatortray,

OMG, i was right!!!

bricklove,

According to this I use Debian but my lack of audio, menu bar, and file browser says otherwise

palordrolap,

But, how can it say anything without audio?

AntEater,
@AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Slackware: Start by planting your own coffee plants…

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Gentoo: do you want to use soil?

laurelraven,

Nah, that’s LFS

KISSmyOS, (edited )

What? Slackware has a menu-driven installer that sets up a usable system out of the box that comes with all the bells and whistles.
Just don’t try to change anything.

Oh, and the bells and whistles are powered by a steam engine, so you better know your way around ancient tech to use them.

Wes_Dev,

I buy canned coffee… What distro is that?

sirico, (edited )
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Vanilla os everything is individual containers

Creatortray,

Linux mint.

odama626,

Windows

Aggravationstation,

Puppy live USB

ale,

Mac os

Wes_Dev,

(dramatic gasp)

You take that back!

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

I mostly drink instant coffee. I’m also a dirty Windows user who mainly uses WSL (with the Ubuntu distro on that) for my Linux needs.

Creatortray, (edited )

I think Arch. Linux would make sense more as one of those fancy setups you’re always seeing on YouTube. The ones with the awesome ports, and the calming effect. I just started using zorin, and it’s more like one of those top of the line machines that can start the coffee automatically in the morning lol.

woobie,

Do me - I use the following methods based on current laziness factor:

  1. French Press + grinder
  2. Aeropress + grinder
  3. super automatic thing with built in grinder

I currently use EndeavourOS / Arch mainly

IuseArchbtw,
@IuseArchbtw@feddit.de avatar

I think this would be Vanilla OS

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Gentoo is misrepresented. It is custom-built manufacturing line that massproduces coffee, blackjack and hookers.

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