Tattorack, I hate coffee, I drink tea, and I use Ubuntu.
What now?
dustyData, It’s ok, Ubuntu breaks if you actually try to use it to make coffee, and when you try to service it you find mold and sludge in the pipes.
xePBMg9, I’m a tea enthusiast as well. I run arch and only have an idea of what I’m doing half the time.
devfuuu, (edited ) I see there’s a lot of tea enthusiasts who use arch around. Maybe there’s something to explore here. I drink tea btw.
Bye, I can’t have caffeine and I use ubuntu
Checkmate
Voyajer, You use the tea Keurig pods
KingThrillgore, (edited ) As both an Arch and Ubuntu user who drinks coffee from an aeropress, tea from an infuser, and jenkem from a old crusty sock under my bed, I feel attacked
soljin, If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?
Shareni, Guix
maiskanzler, Dangerously close to TempleOS.
polle, I literally lolled.
gnurd, What about people who have an automatic espresso machine? Grinds the beans then Tampa and brews all with one button? Gotta make sure the settings are perfect. A mix on 2 and 5 I guess.
Pantherina, Ublue
EmoBean, deleted_by_author
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, Either apartheid or Hannah Montana
EmoBean, I’m trying to compile my own mix of temple and Hannah Montana to get the most effective least bloat os possible.
KingThrillgore, (edited ) You boot into an OCaml REPL
superduperenigma, You snort that raw, uncut TempleOS and look God in the face every time you boot your machine up.
EmoBean, … you already read my comment about temple and Hannah Montana, right? This isn’t a meme.
infinitevalence, Y’all acting like 10 years is a long time… I expect that to be the minimum out of any capital expense for a “durable” good.
cygnus, So… which version of Debian are you running at the moment?
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut, I wish
cley_faye, Ubuntu: also now coffee is replaced by soy milk and rat poop. Rejoice.
EuroNutellaMan, soy milk and rat poop
Still a better alternative to snaps
ccdfa,
sudo apt install firefox
is all I need to say to justify why I’ll never touch Ubuntu again.
DmMacniel, because they bend apt to install snaps first when available?
MisterD, What’s Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream
criticon, Burnt coffee from an industrial coffee maker
Zorque, Windows is Hot Cocoa. It's comforting and warm, but not really what you're wanting right now. And probably not great for you.
merc, I think Windows is hot chocolate from an instant packet where you just add hot water.
It’s objectively pretty bad, it’s definitely not coffee, but it’s easy to make, and you get the same standard thing every time.
EuroNutellaMan, No that would be Linux Mint (comforting and warm part anyways). Windows would be a coffee ad
zalgotext, Windows would be coffee from a national chain, but when you take the lid off, there’s an ad under it, there’s an ad on the side of the cup, and at the very bottom of the cup there’s an ad that you don’t see until you’ve drank all the coffee. Oh and it comes with cream and sugar by default, even if you prefer it black. It also comes with ads for a subscription to a cream and sugar delivery service.
PlexSheep, Windows is having coffee delivered. It’s cold since days now.
NorthWestWind, I prefer water
AbsurdityAccelerator, Does this work the other way? Can I pick a disto based on my preferred method? I mostly drip brew, using the aeropress occasionally, but dream about having a fancy espresso setup.
Grass, The only aeropress users I know are Mac people
tiredcapillary, Which distro uses a French press?
wavebeam, Big aeropress fan. Where’s the Linux equivalent of that?
outcide, I reckon Alpine. Nice and minimal …
barsoap, Judging by what I use, NixOS.
cypherpunks, see my other comment in this thread…
Kimjongtooill, You know, Arch feels more like aeropress than a pourover.
FaeDrifter, Voidlinux
Nobody else can tell that the end product is any different, but you know you’re different and special and that’s what matters.
_cnt0, Nobody else can tell that the end product is any different, but you know you’re different and special and that’s what matters.
Say you have never used a french press without saying you’ve never used a french press.
FaeDrifter, French press is the only way I have to make coffee at home, and I make one every day.
It’s called humor, it’s not supposed to be taken literally.
_cnt0, Humwhat?
Mo5560, Funny, I would have said the same about voidlinux.
I think a common misconception about voidlinux is that it’s a distro solely used by people who have made it their lifegoal to tell people about how bad systemd is. I use void because it’s fast, and frankly because I like the way void does stuff. I feel like many people in the community are much more indifferent to systemd than people realize.
tdawg, How dare you. Everyone that I force to try my coffee says it’s amazing!
Successful_Try543, Its at least different.
JoYo, (edited ) i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.
chromebook user
Agent641, (edited ) Instant coffee is windows, but you pirated it and disabled automatic updates. Cheap, kinda shitty, but it gets the job done.
hglman, Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.
merc, Nah, Starbucks is MacOS.
It’s more expensive than it needs to be, but it looks really pretty, and fundamentally it’s still coffee, just like MacOS is Unix-based under the hood.
A chromebook is more like a can of coke. It’s caffeinated, has mass-market appeal, but nobody’s going to be spending hours talking about just how great their can of coke is vs. someone else’s can of coke. A high-end chromebook is maybe a glass bottle of Mexican Coke.
SexualPolytope, No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.
Katzastrophe, Chromebook is the coffee from the coffee machine in my university, which no one ever uses, and no one is certain has ever been cleaned
manwichmakesameal, US or Japan 7/11? I’m pretty sure they’re different grades of coffee.
marito, That shit is nasty.
way_of_UwU, Debian user here. This is scary accurate.
outcide, I’m offended, but then I had to acknowledge that I’ve been using Debian since 1995.
banneryear1868, RHEL is the lukewarm but effective coffee provided by your boss from the economic but agreeable coffee shop chain.
BustinJiber, Temple OS - fistfuls of caffeine pills.
Aggravationstation, I’d say meth would give a more accurate experience.
RIP Mr. Terry A. Davis
Prunebutt, Might be adderal, though
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