Anti_Face_Weapon,

I’m really sad there isn’t a French press on here. That’s what I use and I was hoping to discover what my coffee distro is :-(

SpaceCadet,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

I’m really sad there isn’t a French press on here

Nor a moka pot, which is my preferred way.

dejected_warp_core,

Seeing as how the grounds are still sitting in the finished product, I’m going to say BSD but you don’t clear out the ports tree.

Anti_Face_Weapon,

I’m not a BSD guy, but I like your analogy

keefshape,

As a French press user, I also opt for easier routes to Arch (EndeavourOS), and my head canon says so do we all.

aniki,

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  • keefshape,

    Still scarred from my first Arch introduction years ago, I guess. Before it did.

    Anti_Face_Weapon,

    It has a step-by-step guide on the wiki lol

    keefshape,

    Yup, those scars.

    JoYo, (edited )
    @JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

    i drink instant coffee because i just dont care anymore.

    chromebook user

    Agent641, (edited )

    Instant coffee is windows, but you pirated it and disabled automatic updates. Cheap, kinda shitty, but it gets the job done.

    hglman,

    Chromebook is paying for coffee at a coffee shop.

    merc,

    Nah, Starbucks is MacOS.

    It’s more expensive than it needs to be, but it looks really pretty, and fundamentally it’s still coffee, just like MacOS is Unix-based under the hood.

    A chromebook is more like a can of coke. It’s caffeinated, has mass-market appeal, but nobody’s going to be spending hours talking about just how great their can of coke is vs. someone else’s can of coke. A high-end chromebook is maybe a glass bottle of Mexican Coke.

    SexualPolytope,
    @SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    No because then you might get decent coffee sometimes. Chromebook is getting coffee from a 7/11.

    Katzastrophe,
    @Katzastrophe@feddit.de avatar

    Chromebook is the coffee from the coffee machine in my university, which no one ever uses, and no one is certain has ever been cleaned

    manwichmakesameal,

    US or Japan 7/11? I’m pretty sure they’re different grades of coffee.

    marito,

    That shit is nasty.

    bstix,
    MonkderZweite, (edited )

    Android? On-the-go and everything is boxed. Still only plastic.

    barsoap,

    As a DIYer Linux from Scratch obviously.

    Tibert,

    Red Hat enterprise Linux?

    AlmightySnoo,

    Windows Subsystem for Linux

    sverit,
    @sverit@feddit.de avatar

    Lol

    surewhynotlem,

    This response is a hate crime

    aniki,

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  • zurohki,

    No, that’s self harm.

    AlmightySnoo, (edited )

    it’s like the OS version of the banana & nutella pizza

    d_k_bo,

    Fedora Silverblue

    prettybunnys,

    Ew it’s Netware

    WaterSword,
    @WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Definitely Rocky Linux

    EuroNutellaMan,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    YiffOS

    neonred,

    and NixOS would be?

    recarsion,

    Blueprints for a factory that automatically builds itself and makes coffee machines

    jamhandy,

    One of these

    All the variables and info needed to get exactly the same cup every time, but also exotic and makes you get weird looks (from experience).

    Jeanschyso,

    So if I’m using one of those single cup keurig-like machines that don’t actually use cups, I’m a Mint user?

    Mamertine,

    Do you just pack coffee into where the pod goes?

    In my mind I’m imagining you filling the pod hole like one would for espresso. Every run, dig some out, but pack more coffee in.

    sysadmin420, (edited )

    That’s how my old coworkers would make more coffee at work, same filter, just keep scooping new coffee on top, and run it again 🤢

    hemko,

    Somewhat accurate. I used my last coffee machine for 10ish years, but my grandma used it another 10 before

    neutron,

    What if I use Debian but with backports and flatpak for apps that need fast updates?

    dejected_warp_core,

    Further down the thread is an Ubuntu guy that went full flatpack. They’re also on team Kuerig, but with reusable cups. So probably that.

    soljin,

    If I make cold brew for 2 weeks at a time with a bucket and a fish pump what distro am I?

    Shareni,

    Guix

    maiskanzler,

    Dangerously close to TempleOS.

    polle,

    I literally lolled.

    nickiam2,

    I use a mokapot, but I also run fedora on my laptop. What does that make me?

    Shareni,

    I’ve recently converted to both. Good taste

    Hereforpron2,

    What if you have all of them (minus pods)?

    Rekonok,
    @Rekonok@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You caffein addicted

    And a nerd

    Hereforpron2,

    Accurate on all counts.

    MisterD,

    What’s Windows? Instant coffee with cuddled cream

    criticon,

    Burnt coffee from an industrial coffee maker

    Zorque,

    Windows is Hot Cocoa. It's comforting and warm, but not really what you're wanting right now. And probably not great for you.

    merc,

    I think Windows is hot chocolate from an instant packet where you just add hot water.

    It’s objectively pretty bad, it’s definitely not coffee, but it’s easy to make, and you get the same standard thing every time.

    EuroNutellaMan,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    No that would be Linux Mint (comforting and warm part anyways). Windows would be a coffee ad

    zalgotext,

    Windows would be coffee from a national chain, but when you take the lid off, there’s an ad under it, there’s an ad on the side of the cup, and at the very bottom of the cup there’s an ad that you don’t see until you’ve drank all the coffee. Oh and it comes with cream and sugar by default, even if you prefer it black. It also comes with ads for a subscription to a cream and sugar delivery service.

    PlexSheep,

    Windows is having coffee delivered. It’s cold since days now.

    AlmightySnoo,

    Arch user here, pour-over coffee is freaking good: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4irHNuIx4w

    Cowbee,

    Pour over is just a gateway drug to Espresso down the line, you either go for the simplified Aeropress or the complex espresso.

    cupcakezealot,
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    arch user should be “is all you need so let me tell you about it for five hours straight”

    mightyfoolish,

    It’s great, Arch users can explain why i3 works so much better on Arch versus Ubuntu minimal because check notes… the installer of Arch Linux is 15 years behind the competition?

    Whoresradish,

    As a person who has only used ubuntu, why does it get so much crap?

    ichmagrum,

    They had a lot of missteps over the years (e.g. at one point, they shipped with Amazon ads in the OS). Currently it’s the way they’re pushing Snap (which is a lot like Flatpak, but proprietary and only really used by Canonical (because it’s proprietary)).

    Plus the whole “it’s for noobs” image.

    whaleross, (edited )
    @whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

    Because some people are desperate to feel superior, clinging to what distro they use when they have nothing else.

    galoisghost,
    @galoisghost@aussie.zone avatar

    As someone who has been down the rabbit hole, I was running Gentoo with linux-libre with my use flags all set up to install only what my machine and set up needed. This is the correct answer.

    I’ve been back on Kubuntu for about 8 years because it works for me.

    pelya,

    It’s a Linux flavor used by novices, it’s straightforward to install and requires very little configuration to be usable as a document editing workstation.

    So it’s apparently for noobs.

    Armok_the_bunny,

    Because it is maintained by a for profit company and because I believe it defaults to sending back telemetry data to said company, though you can opt out of that. Those are the reasons I’m aware of anyway.

    awoimbee,

    Desktop Linux is becoming more mature so there is less need for an “easy” distro. Also, Canonical (company behind Ubuntu) has been pushing their tech (Mir, snaps) instead of contributing to really open alternatives that everyone else uses.

    SexualPolytope,
    @SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    The Debian one should be a French press. Old and reliable.

    ichmagrum,

    Coffee filter machines are also old and reliable, very traditional (where I live, at least; French presses are a newer trend compared to that) and very practical-minded (IMO it usually tastes like crap, but you can make a lot of it at once and it stays warm for a long time).

    Donkter,

    What if I pour the grounds and water directly into the cup and just drink around them?

    ichmagrum,

    Damn, I used to do that. I think I used Windows 7 at the time …

    Pantherina,

    Tails.

    No installation, leaves no traces.

    bg10k,
    @bg10k@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Temple OS

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