Distros bad
Agent641, Mint linux is a cup of tea.
JoeKis, *Mint tea precisely
ichmagrum, German Couldn’t be more wrong for me, lol
Also, I feel like instant coffee should be represented - it’s one of the most common preparation methods and it’s easy to dunk on.
Katzastrophe, 
Instant Coffee is Windows
Late2TheParty, 
🤣🤣🤣
Kusimulkku, instant coffee
Eww
ichmagrum, (edited ) German Some instant coffee is just fine if you add milk. IMO it’s better than the cheap filter coffee that a lot of people I know drink.
Kusimulkku, I’m gonna report this as hate speech
RmDebArc_5, 
And what would that be? A live usb?
ichmagrum, German Good idea! Maybe more specifically a live usb distro, like Puppy, Knoppix etc?
Pantherina, ChromeOS is coffee from Starbucks or something bad
onion, (edited )
cley_faye, Ubuntu: also now coffee is replaced by soy milk and rat poop. Rejoice.
EuroNutellaMan, 
soy milk and rat poop
Still a better alternative to snaps
ccdfa,
sudo apt install firefoxis all I need to say to justify why I’ll never touch Ubuntu again.
DmMacniel, because they bend apt to install snaps first when available?
ininewcrow, 
Torvalds eating raw coffee beans straight from the can
digger, 
Stallman prefers to refer to it as Coffee + Creamer.
al177, RMS would never touch Java.
jack, Stallman dips his toe into the coffee before he drinks it
SatyrSack, LFS
maniacal_gaff, Well except he uses fedora
Tattorack, 
I hate coffee, I drink tea, and I use Ubuntu.
What now?
dustyData, It’s ok, Ubuntu breaks if you actually try to use it to make coffee, and when you try to service it you find mold and sludge in the pipes.
xePBMg9, I’m a tea enthusiast as well. I run arch and only have an idea of what I’m doing half the time.
devfuuu, (edited ) I see there’s a lot of tea enthusiasts who use arch around. Maybe there’s something to explore here. I drink tea btw.
Bye, I can’t have caffeine and I use ubuntu
Checkmate
Voyajer, 
You use the tea Keurig pods
infinitevalence, 
Y’all acting like 10 years is a long time… I expect that to be the minimum out of any capital expense for a “durable” good.
cygnus, 
So… which version of Debian are you running at the moment?
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut, 
I wish
way_of_UwU, Debian user here. This is scary accurate.
outcide, 
I’m offended, but then I had to acknowledge that I’ve been using Debian since 1995.
AbsurdityAccelerator, Does this work the other way? Can I pick a disto based on my preferred method? I mostly drip brew, using the aeropress occasionally, but dream about having a fancy espresso setup.
Grass, The only aeropress users I know are Mac people
spacesweedkid27, Fedora user made this…
aniki, deleted_by_author
PainInTheAES, Linus Torvalds uses Fedora lmao
biscuitswalrus, For asahi on Mac m1 iirc. What coffee is he?
knatschus, Fairtrade Coffee from Starbucks
PainInTheAES, Nah since 2008 according to Wikipedia. But I feel like Asahi would be a siphon coffee maker
Pantherina, Uhm… I dont think so XD
EmoBean, deleted_by_author
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
Either apartheid or Hannah Montana
EmoBean, I’m trying to compile my own mix of temple and Hannah Montana to get the most effective least bloat os possible.
KingThrillgore, (edited ) 
You boot into an OCaml REPL
superduperenigma, You snort that raw, uncut TempleOS and look God in the face every time you boot your machine up.
EmoBean, … you already read my comment about temple and Hannah Montana, right? This isn’t a meme.
ModsAreCopsACAB, (edited ) French press? ? ? ❓
TheWoozy, SUSE: now with oils on the surface and sludge on the bottom
kadu, 
Imagine calling flavor “oils and sludge”
prettybunnys, a little extra cafestol cuz your heart needs help dying
emberwit, Manjaro
gnurd, What about people who have an automatic espresso machine? Grinds the beans then Tampa and brews all with one button? Gotta make sure the settings are perfect. A mix on 2 and 5 I guess.
Pantherina, Ublue
avidamoeba, 
My espresso machine runs Ubuntu. 🎤🫳
blotz, 
Source?
avidamoeba,
ruckblack, As an Arch user who only makes pour-over coffee, I feel deeply attacked
c0mpost, I feel properly represented.
bg10k, 
Well now I’m kind of weirded out to find others in these comments that are also exactly this
ruckblack, I just like my rituals and procedures!
infinitevalence, Same except for being attacked and being an arch user.
Franzia, Great meme! Fedora user with that exact pourover! I dont love that pourover though, but my french press and my glass hario switch broke a year ago. Havent gotten to replacing them, so I just keep making coffee this way. My grinder needs cleaning and service, too. This is where I reveal I’m not on Fedora, but rather Nobara.
Astronautical, Honestly, when it comes to Chemex vs a normal pourover filter, pourover is faster and feels better to do imo.
infinitevalence, I love my chemex because it’s nearly impossible to mess up. As long as my beans are fresh and fresh ground it’s going to be a decent cup.
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