qyron,

Too short of a list. Needs to be expanded.

I can think about cold brew, italian coffee maker and traditional moroccan style (unfit for those weak of heart).

RGB3x3,

Holy fuck, that Moroccan style looks incredible.

I need to try it.

banneryear1868,

It’s very good, a bunch of warm spices, similar to a chai or cardamom spiced tea like karak.

If it’s coffee ground to a powder in the spoon there it might be Turkish style though, where you consume the beans with the liquid.

ziggurat,

What about instant, instant 3 in one, or viet style?

Limit,

Instant = knoppix

HessiaNerd,

What about caffeinated soap?

dirtybirdenergy.com

qyron, (edited )

Aren’t those used for cellulite issues?

2drawnonward5,

Maybe that’s a Knoppix live CD burned in 2006 and still spun into a lather every day.

woobie,

There’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. Sure was a giant leap at the time with the hardware detection, and live CD.

Pantherina,

Yeah I am on Fedora Kinoite and use a French press. Or this espresso thing that my flatmates have but I will not look back at all

IuseArchbtw,
@IuseArchbtw@feddit.de avatar

You, my friend, use Linux from Scratch

qyron,

From an Arch user, I grant that is close to a curse?

BustinJiber,

Temple OS - fistfuls of caffeine pills.

Aggravationstation,

I’d say meth would give a more accurate experience.

RIP Mr. Terry A. Davis

Prunebutt,

Might be adderal, though

corsicanguppy,

In the army, when on sentry - no light, no noise, no fire - we’d open the pack of instant, swish it around with a mouthful of water, swallow through the regret. Not an LFS user, though.

laurelraven,

I’d say Knoppix for that. You’re not really doing this for your daily driver, you’re just dealing with an urgent need to get you through your current predicament

ichmagrum, (edited )

Man, you’d think they issue caffeine pills for those situations …

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Air force prescribes amphetamines for pilots doing really long bomb runs, so there’s that.

qyron,

Shit. I can feel that and I was never in the army.

bricklove,

According to this I use Debian but my lack of audio, menu bar, and file browser says otherwise

palordrolap,

But, how can it say anything without audio?

Aggravationstation,

Damn, got me. Debian user, been using a basic Cuisinart bean to cup for years.

The heating element broke in my original machine earlier this year. Bought a used one of the exact same model with a broken water reservoir cover and carafe lid then transplanted those parts from my old machine.

Plan to use Debian unless it stops being developed or I die. Plan to use my Thinkpad until it dies. Also plan to use that same model of bean to cup machine unless I can’t find replacements when they inevitably die.

woobie,

People sleep on the Cuisinart automagical machines a lot, and tbh I prefer the coffee from French Press or Aeropress, but… When it’s zero dark thirty and you aren’t fully awake yet that robot coffee magician is your best friend in the world.

Aggravationstation,

Yup, I get out of bed and stumble to the kitchen to pour myself a cup of ambition that’s already pre-made for me.

Is it the best tasting coffee in the world? No. Does it wake me the hell up super fast and clean out the pipes? Oh you bet it does.

woobie,

Do me - I use the following methods based on current laziness factor:

  1. French Press + grinder
  2. Aeropress + grinder
  3. super automatic thing with built in grinder

I currently use EndeavourOS / Arch mainly

IuseArchbtw,
@IuseArchbtw@feddit.de avatar

I think this would be Vanilla OS

bastian_5,

I use Ubuntu and that is literally the coffee machine I use… Except I don’t use the actual cups, I’m basically only using it as a source of hot water, and instead I use different cups that are reusable, and just are there to hold the coffee grounds. And similarly, I got flathub on Ubuntu, installed shit to get appimages working, and accidentally uninstalled gnome at one point, which took me an hour to fix mostly because it just stopped at a terminal I couldn’t input anything on, so I had to figure out that I could open up a new one that would actually let me log in and reinstall gnome.

Rootiest,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

mostly because it just stopped at a terminal I couldn’t input anything on, so I had to figure out that I could open up a new one that would actually let me log in and reinstall gnome

Ctrl + Alt + F3

bastian_5, (edited )

The problem was more that I didn’t even know what I was looking at. It just stopped at a screen with terminal output from it booting up, so I thought it was just stuck… After a bit I found something on an arch forum that mentioned opening up a new terminal instance (or something like that), and how to do it, which led me to realize that gnome got uninstalled.

Once I figured that out it only took 5 minutes to fix, but I only found that after an hour of assuming that it was frozen and trying to fix that.

pastaPersona,

What would a percolator represent here? IE Something like this https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/dd781285-22ee-4c57-b2f6-9a57d29732da.png

FreeLikeGNU,

MSDOS 5?

HessiaNerd,
bitwaba,

OpenSUSE.

it works, but no one’s heard of it.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Works for me

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Some dead distro like Mandrake or something. “No one uses it anymore but it was the best we had at the time.”

woobie,

SunOS / Solaris, AIX, HPUX, AT&T…

KpntAutismus, (edited )

all of these are valid options for making coffe.

but what distro is this?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ef3cad13-8eaa-401e-9a19-f908fee80c04.jpeg

ring_raitch, (edited )

Nixos? Lol maybe that’s aeropress tho

ohlaph,

Probably.

recently_Coco,
@recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is what I use. I just downloaded Mint Cinnamon yesterday. Not sure if that means anything.

KpntAutismus, (edited )

i was about to say linux mint as well. dump some coffe in, some water, press it down and off you go!

non-proprietary and very reliable.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m a Mint Cinnamon user, and to me, Mint Cinnamon is a typical drip machine with a built in timer and some nice extra features. It’s a bit fancier than Debian but still simple and reliable to use.

A french press I think represents Pop!_OS.

FreeLikeGNU,

Slackware probably.

Pantherina,

No matter what this is but its truly based.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

OpenSUSE Thumbleweed?

xrun_detected,

This needs a coffee siphon as well, might even fit gentoo better than the espresso maker. harder to set up, takes longer but it’s different from what everyone else is using ;) great coffee, too

woobie,

And also an Aeropress, and a cold brew thingy whatever they are called.

alomsimoy,

If you’ve used an espresso machine you will know that every single small change, even new fresh beans, fucks up the setup and you have to dial everything again, so I think it fits better with another one. I use arch btw.

Creatortray,

OMG, i was right!!!

xtapa,

It does not recommend a coffee prep method for Tumbleweed and I really need some caffeine. Please help. Quick.

Pantherina,

Cocaine. Stay rolling

xtapa,

Sure. As long as Suse keeps releasing :)

Cowbee,

This meme is fake! Espresso only takes 15 minutes from start to end! At least, if you cut out preheating the machine…

cries

YodaDaCoda,
@YodaDaCoda@sh.itjust.works avatar

I worked out that I can better/ more quickly preheat my portafilter using the water from the kettle for the wife’s instant coffee.

Cowbee,

Giga brain Chad over here! Nah, my partner and I wake up at different times, and she doesn’t even like coffee in the first place. I usually start preheating my machine before taking a shower in the morning, and that gives enough time for my flair to preheat. All I need to do is manually grind, start the kettle, and do my puck prep, then good to go!

It’s honestly a comfy ritual, plus you get to pull a great turbo shot every morning for pennies compared to even a Starbucks, for far better quality. Does it “save” money? No, but it’s a hobby I love!

qprimed,

everyone needs a good vice hobby.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Fedora should be French press but yeah lol

Pantherina,

True. Tooling but not too much.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Looks complicated to the uninitiated, works fairly quickly and simply to those that are familiar with coffee, but the output is divided between those that believe it to be a superior product for the commitment and those that don’t see it as worth it compared to other methods.

Sounds just like Fedora lol

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

MacOS is Starbucks.

baseless_discourse, (edited )

expensive coffee that tastes terrible!

ichmagrum,

You get to choose between burnt-tasting black coffee and a pint of milk with more syrup than espresso!

QueriesQueried,

Worse, expensive coffee that tastes mediocre, but they insist they were the first ones to add flavourings to it.

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